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Wedding reading (not too cheesy)

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SenoraPostrophe · 27/10/2004 09:53

I know I'm leaving this really late, but we've just seen the mayor to talk about our wedding. The ceremony will be about 10 mins so I thought I'd get someone to give a reading, but I don't want to ask them to choose something as well at such short notice.

Preferably need something that will translate into Spanish (but if its a poem we could just translate the gist of it - there are only 3 guests that don't speak much English).

Anyone have any ideas?

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katzguk · 27/10/2004 09:54

there was a thread recently with readings will have a search for it

captainCOD · 27/10/2004 09:55

not biblical?

katzguk · 27/10/2004 09:55

readingsthread

captainCOD · 27/10/2004 09:56

"

Captain Corelli's Mandolin
Louis de Bernieres

Love is a temporary madness,
it erupts like volcanoes and then subsides.
And when it subsides you have to make a decision.
You have to work out whether your roots have so entwined together
that it is inconceivable that you should ever part.
Because this is what love is.
Love is not breathlessness,
it is not excitement,
it is not the promulgation of eternal passion.
That is just being "in love" which any fool can do.
Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away,
and this is both an art and a fortunate accident.
Those that truly love, have roots that grow towards each other underground,
and when all the pretty blossom have fallen from their branches,
they find that they are one tree and not two.
"

Schmozer · 27/10/2004 10:01

My dad read this at our wedding, Coddy. It summed up the whole thing for us, and made most of the guests cry, which is always a bonus.

Azure · 27/10/2004 10:01

We had Shakespeare's sonnet 116 here , but it may not work for the Spanish contingent. A friend of mine had the opening section of Pride and Prejudice - I don't know what her (comfortably off) husband thought of "A man in possession of a fortune must be in want of a wife" . Best of luck with the wedding!

gothicmama · 27/10/2004 10:26

how about this by Edmund O Neill
Marriage is a commitment to life, the best that two people can find and bring out in each other.
It offers opportunities for sharing and growth that no other relationship can equal.
It is a physical and an emotional joining that is promised for a life time. Within the circle of its love, marriage encompasses all of life?s most important relationships.
A wife and a husband are each other?s best friend, confidant, lover, teacher, listener and critic. And there may come times when one partner is heartbroken or ailing, and the love of the other may resemble the tender caring of a parent for child.
Marriage deepens and enriches every facet of life.
Happiness is fuller, memories are fresher, commitment is stronger even anger is felt more strongly and passes away more quickly.
Marriage understands and forgives the mistakes life is unable to avoid. It encourages and nurtures new life, new experiences and new ways of expressing a love that is deeper than life.
When two people pledge their love and care for each other in marriage, they create a spirit unique unto themselves which binds them closer than any spoken or written words.
Marriage is a promise a potential made in the hearts of two people who love each other and takes a lifetime to fulfil.

SenoraPostrophe · 27/10/2004 10:37

Thanks everyone.

Gothicmama and Cod - I like those. Didn't want a biblical reading, no. I'll look at that sonnet.

I may have to read the Pam Ayers poem on the other thread for my speech afterwards.

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SenoraPostrophe · 27/10/2004 10:38

GM - does that come from a book, or does it have a title, or what?

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Tetley · 27/10/2004 11:13

Coddy - I just read that piece from Captain Correlli at my sister's wedding! - Lots of people commented afterwards on how nice it was.

bundle · 27/10/2004 11:26

SP, what about something by Neruda? have you seen the film Il Postino, it's bloomin littered with fab poems by him and i've got the soundtrack which includes some actors reading bits of neruda with music underneath. bloody lovely.

prufrock · 27/10/2004 11:38

We went to a wdding recentlywheer the readings were "The game of love" by Frederic Bulsara and "Us too" by AA Milne - flustered the vicar a bit

Bagpuss30 · 27/10/2004 12:05

We had something by John Donne (but I can't remember which now, sorry). Not sure how it would translate but there was nothing religious about it which the registrar stipulated at the time.

SenoraPostrophe · 27/10/2004 12:14

Bundle - been hunting for poems by Neruda (and Lorca too), but I can't find any general ones. I need something for someone else to read really so a normal love poem might be a bit odd.

I've chosen this one by Pam Ayers for me:

Yes, I'll marry you, my dear,
And here's the reason why;
So I can push you out of bed
When the baby starts to cry,
And if we hear a knocking
And it's creepy and it's late,
I hand you the torch you see,
And you investigate.

Yes I'll marry you, my dear,
You may not apprehend it,
But when the tumble-drier goes
It's you that has to mend it,
You have to face the neighbour
Should our labrador attack him,
And if a drunkard fondles me
It's you that has to whack him.

Yes, I'll marry you,
You're virile and you're lean,
My house is like a pigsty
You can help to keep it clean.
That sexy little dinner
Which you served by candlelight,
As I do chipolatas,
You can cook it every night!

It's you who has to work the drill
and put up curtain track,
And when I've got PMT it's you who gets the flak,
I do see great advantages,
But none of them for you,
And so before you see the light,
I do, I do, I do!

(except I've shortened it by cutting the second half of the second to last verse and the first half of the last). I've just translated it (with help!) so i'm all set!

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edam · 27/10/2004 12:26

Mentioned this on the other thread - may be more straightforward to translate than something like John Donne?

Apache Wedding Blessing

Now you will feel no rain,
for each of you will be shelter for the other.

Now you will feel no cold,
for each of you will be warmth for the other.

Now there is no more loneliness,
for each of you will be companion to the other

Now you are two bodies,
but there is only one life before you

Go now to your dwelling place,
and enter into the days of your togetherness

And may your days together be good and long
upon the earth.

JanH · 03/11/2004 10:41

(LONG!) Rather than start a new thread I thought I'd do you all a wedding report on this one...SP used your Captain Corelli's Mandolin piece, coddy, and it was beautifully read in both English and Spanish by her friend Helen (who had been holding SP's DS on her lap up to that point and suddenly realised she couldn't do the reading with him, looked panic-struck, leapt up and handed him to the chap sitting next to her ).

When we woke up on the morning of the wedding it was just like an English summer's day - torrential rain and heavy black clouds . Luckily, Spanish weather being a bit more volatile than ours, by the time we arrived at SP's Town Hall, there was a clear blue sky overhead - huge relief all round!

SP looked absolutely gorgeous, with long twirly hair and her ebay wedding dress - creamy-white satiny stuff with some small bits of gold and green embroidery on the front and a huge skirt (can you tell from the description I'm not a clothes person!), with the gold head-dress lent by the ebay vendor (have you sent it back yet, SP?) and pointy gold shoes. The 3 little bridesmaids, including her DD (who kept everybody waiting at the start as she walked down the stairs BY HERSELF!) wore lilac sleeveless dresses and the 2 big ones, SP's sisters, wore a bluer lilac; her flowers and theirs had been made up from a bouquet someone had sent plus some more, in whites/purples/lilacs (???) and they all matched beautifully. (Thousands of digital pictures were taken, I'm hoping SP might put some of them up...???)

The wedding ceremony itself, conducted on a stage in a little auditorium by the mayor in a smart jacket and blue jeans , was short and friendly and quite informal; the groom and best man had got there very very early and sat on the stage for ages in their smart suits and ponytails, smiling self-consciously and looking as if they would love a drink!

After the ceremony and milling about outside for photos and chat for a bit the wedding party left for the reception in the back of their own Land Rover - SP aimed her bouquet at her sisters but missed and landed it in a fountain, a proper girlie throw! The rest of us eventually wished we had driven too as the reception venue was a long long uphill walk away - one of SP's aunts was in front of us pushing SP's DS in his buggy, much to the relief of SP and her mother when we got to the top as each of them thought the other had him and when they got there they realised neither of them did! He is a sunny little chap and didn't realise he was "lost" - both her children were absolute stars all day.

SP's dad was the official photographer which meant he had to hand over the camera to someone else to take family groups which included him; when it came to the team picture he said cheerfully never mind, he'd add himself in on the computer later!

We had about an hour in the restaurant courtyard with tapas and drinks and a view of the mountains with some distant snow on top; my DS2 distinguished himself by first spitting out (literally) a tapas which looked like cake but turned out to be a fishy sandwich and then dropping the glass of coke which he had been twirling between his hands and drenching SP's aunt (pink trousers), me (black trousers phew) and himself (beige trousers but at least he missed his lap); fortunately he behaved a bit better after that!

SP had arranged for a SMALL flamenco group (only 4, sometimes there are about a dozen but it was quite a small room!) to play during the meal, including a dancer, which was brill as we'd never seen it before; the food was excellent and there was lots of wine - best joke of the day: SP's friend Angela, who also made the English wedding cake, had been involved with dealing with the restaurant and when they printed the labels for the wine bottles they had put Angela's name instead of SP's so correction strips had to be stuck on top, but some of them missed and the labels showed both pairs of names - SP's old friends thought this was hysterical and all of them kept empties as souvenirs!

SP's DH read his speech earlier, standing on the steps leading up from the courtyard to the reception room before we all went in, so we only had SP's Dad's little speech (very sweet!), SP's Pam Ayres poem (the translation of which made the Spaniards laugh too!) and a very short speech by the best man who didn't tell us any scandal at all, curses.

There were 2 wedding cakes - Angela's English traditional tiered one which was very impressive, especially as she'd never made one before, and a fantastic Spanish creation which looked as if it could have been assembled by a reception class , with mounds of bright pink icing and hundreds of coloured decorations.

We had been supposed to spend the night in the village but a combination of DS2's tendency to get antsy at social events and the killer effects on me of wine at lunchtime meant we ended up going back to our holiday villa at the end of the afternoon instead - but we had the most wonderful day, SP, it was the highlight of

SenoraPostrophe · 03/11/2004 10:59

Thanks JanH - that saves me some typing!

wedding pics are here: www.peacockpix.evemail.net - there's a few nice ones and some rubbish ones. The beauty of not having a professional photographer is that we get to see them all!

I missed the "incident" involving your DS - the fishy things did look like cake didn't they?

Family almost all gone now, but we've had a great week. It's been hard work though - lots of friends and relatives were staying in the same hotel and managed to become somehow telepathically connected - all turning up for a cup of tea within 5 minutes of each other (should have made appointments).

Best man was under strict instructions by the way!

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Marina · 03/11/2004 11:02

So THAT's where you've been JanH! Thanks so much for the wonderful report, off to do a cut and paste to see the pix. Somewhere on here there is a long congrats thread for you SP

Marina · 03/11/2004 11:03

Whinge, I can't get that link to work...

KristinaM · 03/11/2004 11:06

Lovely pictures, thank you for sharing them with us. Glad your day went so well.
Wishing you and yours every happiness Senora

JanH · 03/11/2004 11:06

worked for me...

Marina · 03/11/2004 11:08

Ay caramba, thanks JanH! Off for a browse, they look fab. Did the coke stains come out btw?

JanH · 03/11/2004 11:22

Photos are fab, SP (and how useful it is to be a website person!!!)

Have just realised I chopped off the end of my post - you could probably work it out anyway but it was something like "it was the highlight of our holiday, thank you so much for inviting us!"

Haven't washed anything yet, Marina! (Was most worried about the aunt's pink trousers - she only had slight collateral damage but brown spots on pink will be hard to disguise...)

roisin · 03/11/2004 15:30

Photos are fabulous ...! Looks like everyone had a great time. Thanks for the update Janh,
And Welcome back - you have been missed

WideWebWitch · 03/11/2004 19:48

Ah, you're sooo young Senora! What lovely photos, thanks for posting them. Wondered where you'd been Janh, glad all is revealed!