What is the worst thing you have ever smelt?

[Lazarou]

I can think of two. A pair of my dhs undies that I thought were clean....

Old veg left in the steamer (that I thought had been washed)for a week

Anyone else?

The downstairs loo after my ds has been in there.

the compost bin left outside the kitchen of a house i bought
i gagged and gagged and gagged

When I was a teenager and worked on a veg stall in a market, had to empty out the bucket that the parsley had been standing in for rather too long. Bleeuurgh doesn't even begin to describe it.

And more recently, my DD's football boots.

Two day old run over Badger after rainfall

Yuk!

three of us out of four vote vegetable matter!

Gangrene

rotten potatoes are awful

but sick is the one that makes me throw up myself

Rotten egg. Horrendous. DH and I were staying at my parents this summer and DH was cooking breakfast and broke open an egg. Oh my God. Then he tried another one. YUCK YUCK YUCK. I had to stay outside till small was gone. Stink bombs are perfume in comparison.

A mushroom farm - it smelt like the biggest pile of dirty knickers ever!

cat shit

peters wound when he had an infection. was like rotting meat

rotten dead fox as rolled in by my dog
content of dog anal glands

lazarou i bet you are regretting this, yours are well tame.

When I was little my uncle used to go hunting and one day I walked into his kitchen to find some rabbits being gutted.It was absolutly awful to smell and see

One person in my household's bowels at the moment. No idea why they stink so much suddenly.

The loo after a colonic

Dissecting rats intestines at school was awful too (would have to the be lesson just before lunch of course)

I've thought of another two. I was helping my dad pluck some pheasants when I was little and I accidentally ripped the skin. The smell was very baaaaaaaad!

The second was a public toilet in a hotel at a wedding reception. My friend told me to open the door and have a good sniff.......

even peter says its his own wound! lol

2 contenders.

My CS wound after I had DS1, that got badly infected, and bits of it strted to rot and fall off (gag)

The meat that the previous tenants kindle left in our freezer when we moved in. However, they had switched siad freezer off. It was off for 3 weeks. In july. A hot July. The smell did not leave my house for months. In fact, 3 years down the lin, I think I can sometimes smell it now. (double gag)

Me - when I had infected sinuses. There is no escape.

Oh yes, the other was when someone in the house I lived in as a stude did a shit in the bin.

A SHIT IN THE BIN, I ask you

It was NEXT to the cocking loo, fgs.

I came to empty it one day, and there it was, a rancid poo stewing in it's own juices. It reeked to high heaven. Nobody owned up to it.

Oh yes, and I remebver them smell of my own farts made me vomit once the morning after I had drank 15 bottles of Newcastle Brown. (the thought tuns my estomago now, I can tell you)

Lived in Mexico for a year and a dog got run over in the street near our flat. The stench of that after two or three days in Mexican heat was appalling.

PMSL at the smell of your own farts making you feel sick.

My brothers farts when I lived at home. I'm sure a rat had crawled up his arse and died. His bedroom smelled like it was diseased or something.

DS' nappies make me heave. He smells rotten.

Mudbaths - I can't stand that eggy smell. I remember sitting in one thinking about how blissful the experience should be when all the while I was trying not to throw my dinner up into it.

Burning hair is another disgusting smell.

Tom cat spray... makes me gag for the rest of the day if I get one whiff on my way to work. Urgh.

IWe used to live near a brewery...the hops were vile...used to have to walk past daily there were days where even DP struggled to hold onto the contents of his stomach. VILE VILE VILE