I have just done the most horrendeous thing in the world!

[lisalisa]

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Well, we may be boring cunts women, but it's addictive, ain't it?

LOL Desi

Katwilko, omg, you're like, hilarious, yeah, really, the most funny thing I've, like, ever seen! OMG! Can I have, like, a signed photograph? Do you have, like, team colours or something? I'd like to knit a scarf with your name on and have your face tattooed someplace special on me. OMG, you're just, like, incredible! Can you stick around and, like, be my special friend? OMG OMG OMG! I think I love you! And, like, you're really clever and not at all dim and I bet you have loads of friends already, but I'm really hoping you'll be mine cos you just sound SO amazing! Oh, I am just, like, too overwhelmed...

Katwilko - have just been playing scrabulous with Aussie friend! I am sad git of 46 - she's 54.

I am a toff, though!

Now, Kat, in all seriousness

You wouldn't be pissed off because we whooped your arse at rugby last Saturday .. again?

May I offer you a glass of Thrasher, brewed in the UK in 2003 and still good for 2007?

Made from 100% sour grapes, so go easy, girl

Lisalisa, i admit, i've been laughing at this thread... really laughing. but, my god you poor thing. i really feel your embarrassment! here have a hug... ((((((((((()))))))))))))))

it'll all be forgotten by your children before you know it... and regurgitated sometime in the future over sunday lunch, or at a speech at some important future event like your sons wedding speeches....

As for Katwilko: WTF???? you have actually read the entirety of this thread yourself, despite apparently having no interest in it... yet you have the absurd notion that the rest of us on MN are sad ??????

your attempt to turn a light hearted thread into something unpleasant has seriously failed, and done nothing but highlight you as a bit of a f*wit.... jeesh... perhaps you should get a life...

i want to be kats friend

do you do bounty hunni? xxxx

You do understand that this is a discussion forum, right? So people talk on it?

Of course we're talking about you, we're sad, remember?

The only thing you should be surprised at is how sad you are now!

lol at katwilkos 'toff' comment! im a 21 yr old unmarried mother living in a rented house, the wonder of MN is the lack of judgement and it truly is pathetic that u have so little in ur life that negatively commenting on other ppl brings u joy... actually ive just done it to u and damn it feels good!

yawn bed now, that so wasnt worth even typing but

LMAO @ the story!

I had a tough day at work today, and this thread really lightened my day when I logged on this evening. It was good to have a good laugh

Lisalisa I am really pleased sorry this hilarious dreadful event happened to you to brighten our sad little lives

But I'm particularly glad it happened to you not me!

kat you do realise this is a discussion forum, with a huge amount of help, topics, discussions, going for years for parents by parents, and not just this once teensy thread amongst thousands don't you? you might want to peruse the boards yourself to enlighten yourself as to the world of mumsnet this you're 'dissin' hun.

or maybe you can't be arsed and you're not a parent or about to become one so therefore not interested......in which case mind the road.

Soooo... who is doing the school run this morning? I have to know.

lisalisa if it's any consolation ... my sister gave me a pair of gorgeous lacy thongy things when ds was 14 months. I decided to wear them to toddler group to bloody well cheer myself up, but then decided "nah - what a waste" and took my jeans off again to replace with my usual saggy grannies. I was pushing ds on the swing in the garden at toddler group when I saw my new thongs IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAWN, carefully being given a wide berth by the other mums! Oh the agony ... to out myself or to abandon my flash new knickers. I swung and swung as I blushed and burned ... tried for a few casual saunters past the damn things but there was always someone looking. In the end I decided fuck it, I don't have any other nice knicers, swooped, stuffed the things into my nappy back and FLED. Never, ever to return.

Hilarious thread!
Lisalisa, if I may share, something similar happened to me years ago.
We were moving up to Scotland and I flew up on my own with DS1, who was just a baby at the time. We were stuck in the plane at Birmingham airport for an entire hour before take-off and he howled and howled and howled. Very embarrassing.
On take-off, the nice air hostess came along and gave me three miniatures of gin, because she felt I needed them. With a car to drive at the other end, I stuck them in the only bag I had with me - my baby bag..

Two days later, I took DS1 to his new nursery for his settling in hour. I was told to go away for an hour and just to leave his changing bag in case he needed a nappy change.

Yes, you've guessed it. I hadn't cleaned out the bag.

When I returned after an hour, I was taken into the manager's office to 'discuss any problems I might have'. I was mortified. I don't think she believed me about the air hostess.
I used that nursery for five years and I think someone checked my breath every morning..,

So you see, other people have suffered too.

This is so absolutely hilarious. And just the thing my ds would have done too. Can't wait to hear how today goes.

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Ah yes, doodle. I remember them well It always struck me as a very odd place to put a line of poppers ...

OI LISA!

I found your knickers

Ive handed them in to your local constabulary as you can see here

They can't be Lisas, they are far too clean!