Victorian MN

[Blandmum]

We did this once before, but I think it has vanished?

What would we be posting?

Poinsetta has, of course. Apologies for my faux pas

Well, as you can see, Ms Scary, I recovered rather quickly. It is the blood of the Baskervilles, you see.

I shall never again ask the scullery made to do up my corset, it is too tight. I can rest my saucer on my ample bosom

Oh Desi, you are such a naughty girl! Gossips and rumours, I do not listen. But, why not share a sherry on an afternoon? I have plush cusions in my budoir, the most tasty sherry and chocolate from France, I dare say we have a lot to discuss.

Well, I shall bring a chap book on the dashing adventures of Newgate Jack and Dick Turpin.

I'm sure they were both rather dirty and smelly and ....

I think it sounds like you may need a small operation Miss Desi. And perhaps a spell in an asylum.

LittleBella, it may be presumptious of me, but I think Ms Desi needs a lenghty spell by the seaside. Preferably with her young and dashingly handsome husband.

It sounds to me as though a seaside sojourn would not meet Miss Desi's depraved needs. No no, there are operations one can have for such embarrassing conditions. I have heard that such - forgive me my indelicacy - sexual incontinence, can lead to insanity if not checked. There are eminent experts who can help her. One little snip, and she will be cured forever.

Oh, let is be Scarborough! If I am to die for want of a shag ... husband is a man's man I fear ... then let my bones be buried beside dear Ann Bronte.

It won't take long girls. A mere six months, at most.

Oh, dear L'ilBella. I fear you have it infamy.

I just knew I should never have read that Frankenstein booklet ...

Ms Scary .. I am in need of you, dear child. Protect me ...

Hmm yes having fellow feeling with one of those wierdie Bronte sisters - the diagnosis isn't looking good...

I would not be amused....

Please to leave me alone now, ladies. I feel sure I shall be revivified come the morn ....

And you can call me MADAME Scary, my dear Desi, I shall have a hearty breakfast and warm tea brought into you just before dawn.

I saw 2 women today and am shocked as they were in public without a hat on what is the world coming to?

You dont say, I saw that just the other week, what is going on!

DS refused to clean his teeth with soot, so he is scrubbing the wooden floors as punishment, AIBU?

The main road outside my house is becoming a deathtrap, at least 6 horse drawn carriages pass evertday, and they go so fast you can bearly outrun them.