I want to find the "Pathetic women" thread

[CountessDracula]

It was such fun
dh adn I wwere talking this am about pathetic women

you know the sort
Can't drive on motorways
or in London (there are dragons on the roads you know)
Only drive automatics
Don't know where the stopcock is (or even what a stopcock is)
Won't open the door if dh not in

etc

Oh, just one of those bits of trivia one picks up, out and about.

Didja see the article I posted? Re sniglets?

did you not see my namechange?

Clearly not! ROFL! Good word, eh?

zara-banner lookalike, aka the great whale

da-daaaaaaaaaaaa

ggg, is your friend a freak too?

I was particularly fond of

"Most sniglets are too clever for their own good, destined to amuse rather than last"

No, neither is freaky, but the priest in the film 'la vie est une fleuve tranquille' or whatever it is called, did remind me of him, and funnily enough, the bcbg mother, of her.

Assuming you have seen the film >

Why the sniglett, sniglett?

Its not real driving if its an automatic

But as I've said before the last time I drove on a motorway was 1978

But I do know where my stopcocks are (I've got 2 lol)

Actually I haven't, but with such attractive characters how can I not order it from amazon right away! Except they don't have it . . .

apparently it is available with subs
i think

Cheers, I love the reviews especially: "The sex scene was disgusting, it made no sense to me." Sounds like a must-see to me!

I fell asleep and have no recollection of the sex scene. Now if he had been hung like a blue whale.....

I know where my stop cock is.

I know how to work the boiler.

I occasionally run over rabbits & pheasants rather than cause an accident by slamming on my brakes.

I know that if you want to screw something together you need a pilot hole before you put the screw in.

I know how to use a patch box which links phone numbers to desks in an office

But I would rather not drive in London (sorry you folks are nutters and the road signs make no sense)

I would rather meet my friends outside the pub than spend half an hour avoiding dodgy blokes at the bar when they are late.

Which road signs don't make sense in London? I'd rather drive in than use pubic transport any day/

LOL 'gardening is muddy housework'. I feel the same.

I can do most things tbh. But lots of things (incld driving) I hate doing with dh there as he SUPERVISES.

I dont like the public transport either (I attract mad people magnetically)

Yes, oddly it was that quote that made me so sure you MUST see the article, Snig