Grammar Gaffes

[SoupDragon]

Spotted in Tescos this morning "Please note that the products on this shelf has been discontinued"

i love you all really btw

We love you too fio, we just love grammar too

One of the hunt protestors said on camera - "we organised a spontaneous protest"

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My local Safeway has a sign on the petrol forecourt saying "smile, your on cctv". Thick gits.

who is this Angus anyway?

No idea but he's not with I. I mean me.

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Not a grammatical error, but I was ranting on here yesterday about the Inland Revenue Tax Credits office and their letter which came from "Goverment Buildings".

Coddy brought up the subject of Angus....... and then disappeared....

Twiglett - well you should of!

Was looking at "Goverment Buildings" for ages there jodee thinking 'What's wrong with that, there are lots of buildings and they belong to the GoverNment'

A company recently contacted my husband advertising "cd's to aid grammar revision". He contacted them to state that they would never be taken seriously by English departments if they didn't even proof their blurb and received the reply "we are sure you didn't get your PhD by worrying about apostrophes"! Guess what he will not be buying?

I've posted this on here before, but can't resist mentioning it again- a house further down our street was advertised as having "a supermarket literally on the doorstep" (I felt that would be a bit of a pain really)

What really gets at me at the moment is an advert on TV. I can not remember what it is for, I think a breakfast cereal. However it ends with a cute little boy saying
"Wot abou' fish, I 'ate fish"
When I was younger I was told off for not putting the endings on words and certainly dropping one's 'h's was a big no no.
However I must be honest and say my grammar is not good but my spelling is worse!

speaking of which - it is 'AITCH' not haitch!

Oops I beg your pardon...
don't you just Hate it when people just say 'Pardon'?

Well! ks, I would have certainly learnt more in my English lit classes if the text had looked like that!

I lolled

Tinker!

ks - next time, please keep your dangling modifier's to yourself!

Every time I walk past a certain cafe, I want to remove the apostrophe from their sign advertising 'pannini's'.

Anyone just see Eastenders? Not so much a grammar gaffe but at the end they showed a helpline number and with it the following "If you have been affected by this storyline or need more info about Huntingdon's disease (blah blah blah)...".. Huntingdon's quite a nice little town - wasn't aware it was seriously ill.