9am-Gets up and eats last night's pizza and catches the end of GMTV
9.30- Watches Jeremy Kyle and texts her friend to give her a blow by blow account
10.30am-Gets on their reeboks,shell suit and bright pink crocs and goes to the newsagents for some cigarettes,The Sun newspaper,a friut shoot and a sausage roll.
11.00-Searches e bay for anything burbery,D&G or Bench
12.00am-Meets friend at the local mall and go to Primark ,then for a McDonalds.
3.00pm-Watches DVD box set of Lost
6pm-Has a bacon sandwich and watches Home and Away
7pm-Puts on their Primark tunic and leggings with cork wedged sandals and meets friends in the local.
Sets video to tape Eastenders
10pm-Head home and get a kebab on the way
11pm-Watches QVC and Bid TV on cable and bids for a stone encrusted globe,black satin sheets and matching towels with "His n Hers" on.
1am- Goes to bed and takes off the 4 goldchains ,2 sovereign rings and snuggles up in bed with a copy of Crystal by Katie Price aka Jordon.