A Day in the life of a Chav

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9am-Gets up and eats last night's pizza and catches the end of GMTV

9.30- Watches Jeremy Kyle and texts her friend to give her a blow by blow account

10.30am-Gets on their reeboks,shell suit and bright pink crocs and goes to the newsagents for some cigarettes,The Sun newspaper,a friut shoot and a sausage roll.

11.00-Searches e bay for anything burbery,D&G or Bench

12.00am-Meets friend at the local mall and go to Primark ,then for a McDonalds.

3.00pm-Watches DVD box set of Lost

6pm-Has a bacon sandwich and watches Home and Away

7pm-Puts on their Primark tunic and leggings with cork wedged sandals and meets friends in the local.
Sets video to tape Eastenders

10pm-Head home and get a kebab on the way

11pm-Watches QVC and Bid TV on cable and bids for a stone encrusted globe,black satin sheets and matching towels with "His n Hers" on.

1am- Goes to bed and takes off the 4 goldchains ,2 sovereign rings and snuggles up in bed with a copy of Crystal by Katie Price aka Jordon.

What's your day in the life of?

Make one up ,mother,politician,milkman,teacher etc

How pointless was that?

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oh dear.i think you may get told off

Nah, you wont get told off, but you did miss out the bit about taking the kids to school. Cos they is a necessary accessory to afford the shell suit etc.

Sorry,I was bored and thought it would be fun to light heartidley make up a few day in the life of's

Not meant seriously and in all honesty no worse than I have seen on here before.
I have read much worse.

UCM-I was going to add that they drop off the children at school in the BMW with their Dairylea lunchables and cheese strings but thought better of it,but since you brought it up..

Come on fess up

Who's read Crystal by Katie price?

A girl's gotta have a role model you know!!

Come on you boring lot

Oh ok,me again then

A Day in the life of an old hippy

10am -Gets up and has some nettle tea and skins up

11am-Cultivates the plants in the loft.
Skins up.

11.30am-Rings Powergen and queries the electric bill as hardly uses hot water and lights as always a candle burning.
Skins up.

12am-Nips out to health food shop for some quorn,red lentils and tahini paste.

1pm-Has some beansprouts on rice cakes for lunch washed cown with a nice pot of camomile tea,
skins up.

2pm -Watches repeats of the old grey whistle test.
Skins up.

4pm-sleeps

7pm-Invites friends round to listen to The Doors ,eat falafel in pitta bread with mung beans and
Skin up.

1am-
Covers friends in a blanket and goes up to bed,reads "Woodstock,where you there?"
skins up

2am-Wakes suddenly to a burning sensation on the leg to find a hot bit in the bedclothes.

2.30am -drifts off in a smokey haze .

Cant you tell that the only place this is going is down the Swannee?

OH well,I thought it was a good idea at the time.

Thought it would be right down mumsnet's street.

You all seem to have a sense of humour....er maybe not?

Just seen the "5 men on a desert island thread" with 229 message since I last looked.

Now that's more entertaining than this!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chavs wear pink crocs ?

Or lime green!!!

bump

??

bored are we?

What is the problem with this thread?

lol...i dont care, am tired and off to bed now.

you're obs a regular, how else would you know about fruitshoot and sausage rolls.

try again in the morning

Yawn

'chavs' dont wear crocs.

We thought it was funny. Mr and Mrs Chipbutty x

you forgot to say....
palms kid off to mother or friend to go out down the pub n scors some crack lol