Swagger Inn 161 - Springtime is here so wenches get in the beds to help things to grow

[LetUsPrey]

Thought I’d go with a gardening theme

Lovely sunny weather

Afternoon. I've been gardening Actually only dead-heading the hydrangeas but it's been a lovely day to be outside.

Nice tops WW. Re retirement. We don't know how we found the time to do a job. There's so much to do.

OMG LetUs! I can just picture you stuck on the roof while DS1 played football. That was incredibly brave no way I'd have done it.

Helen we both seem to be having trouble with our washing. I put a load on this morning then went out to do some shopping. When I came back and went to put it on the line I found I hadn't shut the door properly so it hadn't done anything.

Can't find anything about Rosmersholm in that link, but maybe I'm being thick.

Yay for passed MOT but shame about new tyres Fancy.

Oh, good save there Fancy

Letus

Knackered, started work at 7, then after work took a walk into town to buy wine and some groceries which took about 1,5 hours and it was really warm so I was sweating like a pig when I got home. Felt really sexy
Day off tomorrow and I plan to sleep in big time!

Evening wenches.

Hurrah for FancyCar passing the MOT! —ignores needing new tyres—

That sounds an excellent plan Wicked

Glad you liked Ghosts Fancy

Work was fucking awful. Traffic on the way home was awful. Went out and did the exercise thing and then homework with DS2. I need biscuit spread and HBFs and I plan to combine those items.

Evening. Busy day. Also watched 1.5 episodes of Ghosts with DS who enjoyed it but wanted to know all about why the politician character had died
Inconvenient cat is lying beside me being cute

DH is out - went straight out from work, so I've been doing the blue-arsed fly thing around the house getting everything done (apart fro the bit where DS played on his xbox for ever a short amount of time, while I finished up working for 2 hours

Hurrah for garden lights, biscuit spread, impending lie-ins and HBFs. CBF at washing machines

Love how that’s the character MiniHelen fixed on

As in a soft play thing - that was my mental image. It looks much smuttier written down.
#Wench [gri]

Night all - my cake is baked and I need sleep...

Did you have to explain a Moroccan Tea Party helen?

No, I didn't. I don't even know what it is myself. Sheltered life and all that. Should I google?

anyway - argh!!!! Running late, overslept, arghhhhh

Morning wenches. Got more sleep than before. Still knackered.

Bit worried now that there were loads of euphemisms I missed when we went to Morocco. We had some tea at one point, after we’d been for a camel ride which I also assumed wasn’t a euphemism.

Now come on Helen, you know HBFs don’t do soft play

Suppose I’d better hurry up.

I'm not sure whether it is even a thing helen, may just be a joke - I did keep thinking of the Eiffel Tower though

"Camel ride"

Afternoon.

I've been up by my eyes in admin today and I've now got a headache.

Nope, just images of cake and things.

I went on a camel ride once, made me feel sea-sick.

Been extremely lazy today, it's been fantastic

Another top arrived, I love the pattern.

I may have been doing too much work stuff Wicked because I looked at that pattern and my first thought was that it was a very bad case of sickle-cell - face-palm.

Maybe the Morrocan Tea Party is just a made-up thing, like Friends invented the whole 'going commando' expression. also, it has the benefit that they can invent euphamisms but since they don't exist, no-one can complain about their use or that it's not child friendly

No LetUs - you're right. HBFs don't do 'soft play', it was just the mental image of hurling.burying myself into a large heap of HBFs...

Evening wenches.

I remember when they mentioned Eiffel Tower in an early episode of Lucifer. I was giggling and DH and DS1 just looked puzzled

have a minute will you?!

Another lovely top Wicked. And a lazy day does indeed sound fantastic.

I think your theory is right Helen. Also, the HBFs have been in the Tav wench-sized play centre and playing in the big ball pit because I heard them saying something about balls and deep 😇

Work was shit. Had to stay a bit late so traffic was extra shit. More homework with DS2 which very much continued the theme. I’m wondering how I’m going to get through next week’s parents’ evening without having some kind of public breakdown.

And now I’m ironing which is proving one of the better parts of the day

That was the look I was going for Helen

I figured I needed leopard print in my life since I'm middleaged now

Oh - new TB interview in the , complete with pretty picture
www.standard.co.uk/go/london/theatre/tom-burke-interview-rosmersholm-theatre-a4131086.html

Evening
Have been most industrious this evening - even did some gardening when I got home from work -now finally have my feet up.

Nice to see a colourful top ww

Just get the vodka in ready letus......

Finally started watching Les Mis again last night - left them hiding with the Nuns. The Musketeers did it better - though Les Mis Mother Superior would fit it I think

Morning wenches.

thanks Fancy. Hope you got to roll about in the beds with HBFs too.

I think I remember thinking that about LesMis Mother Superior

Couldn’t get to sleep again last night

A very nice pic to wake up to letus

Ooo that’s nice Fancy, can you do my calves next please?

Have some emergency FAF - I'm in need of some...

Two days ago it was summer, today we got a mix of snow and rain

Afternoon.

Bonkers weather, torrential rain this afternoon, sun's shining now.

This is a rather fetching pic of TB. Different version of the article in Helen's link above.