you know the hair that grows round your bum hole.........................

[hairybumhole]

How do I get rid of it?

I tried veet even though it said not to, and nearly roasted the arse of myself.

I don't want to go to a waxer incase I poo a bit and they see the poo coming out plus I have 2 piles on my bum.

How do the rest of you get rid of it?

I don't look too closely at other peoples hairy tea towel holders.

Unless the hair catches in your car door i wouldn't worry.

Can't you just shave it? I don't know how you'd work around the piles, mind... Get 'em sorted and get to a salon!

where did you go on hol expat?

SNORT @ hairy tea towel holder!!

Morayshire, south.

It wasn't so bad.

did you go climbing? that's quite a way north, ever been to iceland?

No, no climbing and it's a good thing we didn't plan on it, because it rained a lot.

We saw lots of castles, sheep and cows, however, and I collected a lot of sea glass from beaches, which was cool.

i noticed your absence here!

i must go to scotland one day my mum was a gordon

It was good to get away.

You know the hair around your bum hole...

Bugger. Was trying to put a link to this thread from this one

mamama what are you doing?

Go on, have another go mamamma

would the thong not hurt your piles possibly? and what if you do a little poo whilst wearing a thong? is it not just an unlikely as it happening when you get your arse waxed?

With piles I would have thought the aesthetics of a hairy bum hole pale into insignificance?

STOP WITH THE BUM THREADS ... I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE ....

SOME OF US HAVE SENSIBILITIES YOU KNOW

what about electrolysis....they could zap your pile then zap the hairs.....you'llbe too busy clenching the said hole to poo...

do those who plait their butt hair wear it under or over their swimmies?

If you're old enough to have to contend with piles, arse-hair and occasional incontinence, your thong-wearing days are probably over.

pmsl ZacharyQuack

Don't do anything that could cause a hair to regrow under the skin. According to a Nurse Maude friend it's amazingly common for them to get infected and have to be surgically removed (usually involving lots of packing up the hole until the wound granulates because people don't go to the doctors until it's dug in deep).

So unless you want the district nurse to see your piles every day - I wouldn't bother.

Personally I think you should get your piles sorted and then get some nice togs that cover your arse.

[gag]