you know the hair that grows round your bum hole.........................

[hairybumhole]

How do I get rid of it?

I tried veet even though it said not to, and nearly roasted the arse of myself.

I don't want to go to a waxer incase I poo a bit and they see the poo coming out plus I have 2 piles on my bum.

How do the rest of you get rid of it?

yes i try and see the funny side

Am sniggering like a teenage boy at 'stubbly hairy bum hole'
Surely a candidate for quote of the week?!

Gordie, I think I saw you in Tenerife last July!

Were you wearing plaits in your pubes?

oh lordy

how did i end up here???

ROFL

I suggest you get your piles sorted out first before you even think about waxing or using a hair remover

could you plait your piles?

If I was a contortionist.

I used veet.. very painful and burnt my bottom. Didnt have much fluff there at all and sholdnt have done it

Also if you have piles I don't think wearing a thong is a good look tbh.

And won't they hurt?

gross

i AM leaving this thread
i am
i am
i am

oh good point, mercy. The thong strap will really grate on the piles.

Like a young lamb's nads and the elastic band

There once was a hairybumhole
Who's arse was furred like a vole
She used a depletory
and burned her excretory
which glowed like a very hot coal!

I poke the piles up my bum before donning the thongs.

mb, round of applause!

Pointydog, your post made me involuntarily cross my legs!!

no room up there for a neat pony tail as well?

Yay! for mb!

PMSL Martionbishop - fantastic

Is it this bad?

Go to the top of the class MB.

You need hair there.

Without it, you will get arse-sweat chafing.

Can't be worse than that utter minger on 'Embarrassing Illnesses' the other week who went in thinking she had piles and she had friggin' anal warts.

Boak.

Just buy a lady shaver and trim it off if you don't want to wax.

where have you been expat!?

Whomoved-EEWWWWW. You should've warned me before I clicked on that!

I was on holiday, south. It was cool!