God, why are some mums so bloody dull??

[allgonebellyup]

Just need to rant..all the playground/toddler grp conversations seem to revolve around:

• washing,washing machines breaking etc
• does my daughter love ballet, or would she rather do modern? or tap? Oh its so hard to decide, i dont know what to choose,hmm, oh its such a rush after school getting to all these places, blardy blah..
• are you preparing recipes for the school cook book? (er, no)
• OOh are you going to the PTA meeting after school, theyre talking about the new fences that are being put up (yeah like i care!) -my husband thinks our new 4X4 isnt big enough for the kids, we only have one child but oh we really do need more space..so we have to buy the hugest fukking land rover we can find in london -we tried to get ds to sleep at 7.15 last night but he was cranky and didnt drop off til 7.30 so i didnt have time to get all my ironing done..blardy blaardy bores...

Does my head in!! dont they have any interests? any ideas of what is happening in the rest of the world? no jobs to go to, or issues to focus on????

ok PTA and cars are interests then

stand on your head?

and anal sex with fish.

Oh, PLEEEASE, all of you, tomorrow, make an effort to talk to ONE schoolgate dad you don't know. We always feel like we're watching a club we can never be part of when we do the school-run, and all it takes is one person to say "Hello"!

I love washing machines, me. And vacuum cleaners.

The fish or you?

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I shall make a beeline for a dad at the schoolgates tomorrow and ask his opinion on whether he would choose kippers or caviar for anal sex.

i love talking to most of the dads, they seem to make a beeline for me cos i probably make it obvious i cant stand the mothers-meeting chit chat.
The dads at school are mostly cool, apart from a miserable looking rich one who told his wife my house was small and pokey

Ah, but understand the context, UQD

That's the spirit!
And if he likes bangin' chooons.

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Or because you are so young and hip...

Right, will report back tomorrow!

Do tell us what you wear at the school gate, agbu

Well, that too, obviously !!

And I instantly mark myself out as one of these ancient dullards with my use of the word 'hip' there...

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Why do you care for what i wear??

(if you must know i am kinda trendy, dont do frumpiness)

I wear suspenders and a bra - with NO knickers!

Because they are on my head.

"kinda trendy"?

Oh ROFL! How old are you again?