Simple adult things you can't do.

[TrudeauGirl]

I have reached the grand age of 27 and I still have to have somone else slice non sliced bread for me. If I do try it ends up either wonky and uneven, or fat at one end and paper thin at the other.

Also every time I iron, the creases remain and I want to lob the iron at the wall.

What are some simple adult things that you still can't do?

Corned beef

Do up bra straps or the ErgoBaby the right way round.

Tie balloons.

Can't whistle
No sense of direction when driving

You can get a little gizmo that will teach you how to slice bread, look on Lakeland or Amazon for a bread cutting guide.

Can't use the air pressure machine at a petrol station

I can't do my bra up behind my back. I do it at the front and twist it round.
Can't buckle shoes, or tie laces- all my shoes are slip on except for a pair that look like buckles but are actually Velcro.

Do you mean that some people can do a bra up behind their backs???
I didn't realise I was doing it wrong!

I can’t wrap presents. Even simple shaped things. Everything always looks like the paper and the sellotape got in to huge fight

I don't know. I'm currently drunk after alcohol and trying to act as if not to my oh. Would really like to go for a wee right now but my wavering would be noticeable.

I cant cook rice its either crunchy or slimy i buy frozen rice.
Change a tire
Slice bread
Use our complicated tv and fire stick
Play Minecraft with ds I just don't understand it
Swim froggy leg style( or remember which is front crawl and which is breast stroke)
Walk past a toilet without having a wee!
Remember when to use effect/affect

I have found the perfect way to poach an egg. Half fill a mug with boiling water and a pinch of salt. Add an egg to the mug, bung in microwave for 55 seconds. Result a perfectly soft poached egg.

I can't iron. I can move the iron about on top of the piece of clothing, buts just as wrinkled afterwards.
Is the iron plugged in?? Hot enough?