HUSBAND FOR SALE!!!

[husbandseller]

NO really husband for sale ive had enough!! im sick tired and fed up of so much shite i am selling him
i put him on ebay- i dunno whether he will last the full auction as ebaypolice may pull the auction but im open to offers from my fave site MN

fliping husband on ebay

would you be interested in a swap? i want rid of mine too, but do need someone to pay bills etc.could you register him on Freecycle? i am a bit hard up at the moment

That's brilliant! Does he know?

does he come freshly washed?

Are you giving a refund if he doesn't fart?

lolol

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

That's hilarious. I've sent a link to all my friends. Does he know you've done this?

Can you guarantee that he won't smell of cigarette smoke?

he's been very lightly used, but is worn around the edges. he breaks down regularly and needs a good nag once in a while to keep him ticking away.
his girth and size are very adequate im sure the winner will be impressed.

£1 postage will cover petrol costs for him driving himself to his new address.

he is 6ft so perfect for light bulbs

he probably won't come freshly washed as he had a shower a few days ago and probably won't have another for a good few weeks.

Farting is guaranteed, just feed him cheese!

he gave up smoking a few years back so the only smell will be from his pants!

and... he doesn't know he's on ebay, i think ill tell him in a few days

Pmsl

What a great idea!

The nose picking and eating was too much for me though,made me heave

lol, that is brilliant

how long's he been on there for?

imagine if he got no bids - you'd have to keep him! or give him to charity

OMG!!!! pmsl.... rofl

Oh goodness me, I am pmsl here!!

I tried to leave a msg on ebay, but seeing as I was logged in as dh it would have looked fishy

What did he do wrong this time?

Love it am PMSL as is my dp
Is it just the unwashed and fart smell you're fed up of or is there another reason you've decided to sell?

What if a man bids,will you still sell?

what are you going to do if someone actually bids?!!!
do you have a reserve price?

oh dear...he's gone!

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cos it's funny