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HUSBAND FOR SALE!!!

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husbandseller · 25/05/2007 01:26

NO really husband for sale ive had enough!! im sick tired and fed up of so much shite i am selling him
i put him on ebay- i dunno whether he will last the full auction as ebaypolice may pull the auction but im open to offers from my fave site MN

fliping husband on ebay

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husbandseller · 25/05/2007 01:27

yes im a name changer !

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husbandseller · 25/05/2007 01:39

He's quite handy, he can do all electric stuff, and has a go at most other things too. He would be able to fix anything electrical. cheap cheap cheap special offer tonight

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hunkermunker · 25/05/2007 01:41

You realise you've basically sold your car through this ad?

mamama · 25/05/2007 01:48

pmsl

Why no bids?

mamama · 25/05/2007 01:48

Hmmmm, the car thing might be a bit of a problem though...

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husbandseller · 25/05/2007 01:50

yes my car has gone too, but its only an old mondao but i can't drive anyway so i always just nagged him to go anywhere- he will drive if nagged but he does hate back seat drivers! although is used to one, so don't let that stop ya!

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husbandseller · 25/05/2007 02:00

have reviewed ebay sale a little to reflect that car comes with husband or husband comes with car. but buying husband doesn't mean buying car.
i am hopeful he will go for more than the cars worth

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Chandra · 25/05/2007 04:29

I noticed you are selling as husbands.for.sale.... do you have other models in stock?

SuGaRCoAteDPoiSOn · 25/05/2007 06:21

roflfmao

good luck with the sale

ScottishThistle · 25/05/2007 06:25

Mmmm, not my type...You don't happen to have any more on offer do you???

Shoshable · 25/05/2007 06:32

ST you are not to buy one off ebay, I WILL find one for you promise

ScottishThistle · 25/05/2007 06:41

Shosha, I'm running out of time you know!

Get your finger out Woman!

Trinityrhino · 25/05/2007 07:04

roffling really hard
that is soooo funny
does he know he's on ebay?

Lauriefairycake · 25/05/2007 08:29

Has he been gently used ??

Is he worn around the edges?

Do you have a returns policy?

What if he breaks down when I get him home?

And I couldn't resist.......length and girth/dimensions please

munz · 25/05/2007 08:32

classic! lol.

Sparkler1 · 25/05/2007 08:34
  • P&P only £1? Is he the size of a jelly baby?

I would bid but, being married already, one man in my life is more than enough for a woman to suffer with.

purplemonkeydishwasher · 25/05/2007 08:37

LOLOLOLOLOL

Walnutshell · 25/05/2007 08:39

Now this is a funny thread!!!!!!!! But why so fed up with your "poor man"?

purplemonkeydishwasher · 25/05/2007 08:40

how tall is he? (for lightbulb changing purposes)

Sparkler1 · 25/05/2007 08:41

I think he's jelly baby size.

Budababe · 25/05/2007 08:42

LOL LOL LOL

What happens if you don't get any bids?

PippiLangstrump · 25/05/2007 08:47

brilliant!

one is enough for me too though, especially as mine was the booby price in a charity raffle!!

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