this is my first time on MN pissed. what a fucking HOOT

[nailopish]

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by WHO????
by me not her

oh ehllo turq i have heard you are s o luvverly

I used to sleep with my male hairdresser. He'd practice new stuff on my hair (always did a good job, never had such fantastic hair since), he not charge me and we'd have sex.

Is that bad??

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww @ gordon ramsay's cock.

I also have a liking for men's underwear...

Ahem...................

dd the best hair cuts are ones people don't notice - you remain young naturally.

np - fucking love you too! (but only if you take GR cock out your mouth.)

thast VERY wise

I'm saving Turquoise from herself...preen

depneds on what gel he used mummypig

oops

bows to mrsGR

Go to bed.

well I went to all the trouble of changing my name!

what kind of name is tana anyhoo

There are so many things I could say back, but ain't going to cos i'm not pished!!!

I am Mrs Gordon Ramsay................

have gone back to old nae felt weird

come to mama

Thanks DT.
I have to admit i look as ypoung if not younger than some of the upstarts I work with!
Gordon Ramsay is a bit phwoar!
But woulddn't go down on him.

I have had 3/4 bottle red wine. Dont normally. I am now a binge drinker

he lyneete!!!! join the club babe

i knew this would be a scot.

Get oot clubbing. Plenty time before last shout.

Daffy your pics ar lvoerly

You can do links whilst pissed.

Respect.

mrsA i have work in moarnign at 7am

im going out tomorrow

i feel horribly quite drunk tonight, but not sure if its the paltry amoutn of wine, or the sleep deprivation of poorly children that's making the screen blurry.

Gordon ramsay??!! my god no.