this is my first time on MN pissed. what a fucking HOOT

[nailopish]

.

lol
Where is it?

I have a life these days ladies dontcha know???

yes jersey boxers

they are SO comfy

they NEVER disappear up your bottom

They don't leave any VPL

They are cosy

they go right up to your waist

fabulous

Dimpled - marp marp

fio i love you

can i pat your bump

You've turned into COD!!! Get sober girl - fast

mp youdo not wear boxers
dont ruin my fantasy
you weaa r lacy itchy thongsy doncha doncah

Please explain how to start a thread!!

o hfuck sake miserable bastard sting just came on steroe have to go change it

I have a secret;

I spent £78 on a hair cut / clour last week.
And no bastard noticed.

Morning paper, 'Is your husband ill?'

DH has come in to see why I pmsl!!!

well i noticed daffy

Thanks NP.
Appaarently I needed warming up!!
Hairdresser is male, think it was a come on???!!!

i have a secret

i want to suck gordon ramsays cock

lets have some confessions its so LIBERATING

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

go to bed

warmingup??

did he lend you his jumper

i prefer male hairdresers

they ar more ........

attentive

i dotn want to go to bed

alone

Agreee,
Men just get on with it.
No talk about holidays.
AND they press against your arm when they give you a blow dry!!!!!!!!!!

I love MN when drunk but always get into silly threads and arguments.You can't beat it though for friday night entertainment if you aren't going out

how wired is it being in the hoose alone

Is that why you namechanged? So your longing for Gordons ding dong stayed a secret forever?

men t ell you honestly that a firng e wil add or take away years

I am plesaatnly pissed and being saved from myself by Cod and Dior, it's nice and warm and fuzzy.

someone typod my name wrong
yesterdya -
malory towers i htink it was

havent changed back