Swagger Inn thread 154 - wenches find new ways to describe going on Strike<ylt>

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

'nuff said?

OMG! That was so fucking boring! Will drink lots and lots of wine now!

Here you go ww

That's the one helen, honestly what a bellend

I think testing that theory out is 100% needed letus

Speaking of Buffy, I’m watching Hawaii Five-0 and Darla is in it. She hardly looks any different.

DH took pity on me and drove me to Sainsbos. However he has since annoyed me by washing up while DD was on the phone and clanging all the crockery and cutlery which he knows hurts my ears. Argh! When I complained he threw the tea-towel across the kitchen. We're currently not speaking.

I'm drunk! And watching Shetland.

Enjoy Perez —I would— Wicked

We’re about to watch NCIS. Just as soon as DH has finished watching people talk about football. Thrilling.

It's so good! I really feel for Tosh, think she's about to snap

Watching Strike. "I'll put the kettle on", because tea will solve anything

Tea will solve just about anything

I am off to the hayloft with many HBFs

Alright?
I'm trying again with lucifer.
But I just want to punch Tom Ellis in the face...

Morning wenches.

How’s the head Wicked?

Not to worry Badderz, I’ll have as many tries as possible with Lucifer. Over and over and over...

Have dropped DS1 off at sportingactivity. Have to put the washing out and do the ironing. Thrillz. Then off out tonight with BestFriend.

Morning...

SportingEventThingy actually kept me so busy last night that I never even got the laptoptablet thingy out of by bag and we didn't get home until midnight And DS was up at 6am
I did bring home a joint gold medal though but we'll not mention the very limited competition in category - which made the fact that it was a joint medal even funnier..
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oops.... got lost in twitter (am still in twitter) and forgot to hit 'post'

Um... have RTFT and not retained that much. Has been raining here though and thawing, so no bird ba-doinging off the fat balls because they have thawed too... Also hope MrA has stopped being irritating, and admitted that he was being irritating, and apologised.
What Am I saying?! MrA is a manshape, they do't acknowledge these things (usually) They just carry on as if nothing has happened.

Punching Tom Ellis in teh face would not be top of my list of 'Things to do to Tom Ellis if I ever meet him' I have to say badders

Congratulations helen - uou can only beat teh competition that's there and other trite sayings. Mind you, I've heard of people entering WI baking competitions and coming second when they were the only person in teh competition, so .......

Nope
Lucifers not for me
The way he keeps sounding like Kenneth Williams camping it up "oooh detective!"
Ugh

I wonder if there's a way I can get to see Lucifer to assess the levels of campness He's pretty enough to look at anyway...

Just gag him badders - job done

He's just not a good enough actor to pull the role off
Pretty though

Washing done. Ironing done. Argument with DS2 resulting in him having a massive strop done.

Just catching up with Troy.

Of all the things I look for when I’m watching Lucifer, acting ability is not one of them

Afternoon.

An apology from DH Helen? Noooooo, never. Things just seem to blow over by which I assume that he acceps he was in the wrong.

Still giggling at Troy. Did ancient Greeks really sleep around and have grandmas? Maybe they did, I don't know, but it does sound a bit Eastenderish, not that I watch that.

Anyway, Strike tonight. Hurrah!

There is some modern sounding language isn’t there Apricot?

And MrApricot is definitely in the wrong.

Just waiting for BestFriend to pick me up. Laterz you gorgeous wenches

Evening. It has been peeing down with rain this afternoon. What snow was left in the garden has now melted and turned everything into a bit of a quagmire.

at 'Ancient Greek do Eastenders' - "Oi Paris, your missus is a bit or alright eh?" (Am not entirely clear if I've paired the right character up there, but you get the gist!)

Also He's just not a good enough actor to pull the role off Badders - where was your list of strike-throughs and innuendos about pulling wenches, or his clothes off instead?! I.am.disappointed.

DS has had a friend round this afternoon. And has been a little Sod with attitude the size of Everest about doing his guitar practise. FFS.

Have a lovely time LetUs

Have a fab evening LetUs.