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i fancy someone what do i do???

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pirategirl · 20/04/2007 10:31

he works at the post office, looks way too young forme, but i have liked him for about 4 months.

I have just got divorced, so am out of the loop, but find myself wanting to buy more and more stamps recently!!!

Oh god, i know he's too young, i just want to shag him lol.

I havent seen him out ( like sat nights)in our tiny town, but i dont go out that often.

I have a mate who knows everyone, but she doesnt nkow of him.

I havent fancied anyone for ages, I like it!!

Another freind, who knows where i live (obviously) has threatened to ring the post office and just tell him lol.

I'm getting all excited.

i need a man.

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pirategirl · 20/04/2007 10:35

oh and no, icannot possibly buy a fishing licence, have already got a passport form.

my mate siad how about a post it stuck to his window with my number on it lol

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Aeyho · 20/04/2007 10:37

how exciting! Could you pluck up the courage to ask him out for a drink or something??

ViscountessPetitLapin · 20/04/2007 10:37

LOL don't have any advice I'm afraid, but this is so cute! Hmmm, could you ask him to pop something through your slot?

Aeyho · 20/04/2007 10:38

You could pretend to be doing a survey on postal workers....and find out all his crudentials

mumto3girls · 20/04/2007 10:38

take up ebaying stuff then you can go down there lots with parcels and get chatting to him

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pirategirl · 20/04/2007 10:55

I think I love him

lol god, how sad, i love having a crush.

He's so sweet, and so nice to all the old people who must drive him nuts.

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pirategirl · 20/04/2007 10:56

i need to get some sort of life dont i.!

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pirategirl · 20/04/2007 10:58

sreiously, I wish i could pluck up the courage, but you know what post offices arelike, my voice will probably be amplified to a little speaker behind the windows.

I'm going to go down town soon, get another glimpse. I did actually comment on his lovely shirt a few weeks ago. I was feeling flirty.

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Lolly68 · 20/04/2007 11:16

Just slip him your number next time you buy some stamps

mumto3girls · 20/04/2007 11:45

walk past when postoffice is shutting..you may catch him leaving...

Hathor · 20/04/2007 11:47

Send him a love letter?

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pirategirl · 20/04/2007 11:55

still here, bloody place wil be shut. have to go in -not an excuse, have to pay a bill, but not a post office counter, just at tills.

But, i might see him round town ( there are only a few strees!) on his lunch.

ok,

must primp.

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lisa666 · 20/04/2007 12:20

-give him a nice smile when you see him, say 'hello' if you can and you can tell 'what a nice day it is', etc.

  • can you find friends who knows him, and go to the places that he goes?
custy · 20/04/2007 12:23

i think you should fuck him under the 'GIRO' sign

lisa666 · 20/04/2007 12:25

custy

Beauregard · 20/04/2007 12:29

Yes Post him a letter ,tell him he has a secret admirer?
Ask him to lick your stamps and lean into the till seductively?
Push your norks up at the glass screen?

MascaraOHara · 20/04/2007 12:34

Take a picture of some really sexy undies.. write your number (and name on the back) put it in an envelope and write on the front...

"I saw this and thought of you..."

then give it to him at the window and casual walk off... DO NOT TRIP UP!

mytwopenceworth · 20/04/2007 12:37

go to his counter and tell him you have a parcel that has gone missing. tell him it was from Ann Summers and is about this long . tell him it was your divorce present and could he please look for it.

give him your address and ask him to drop it round later.

custy · 20/04/2007 12:37

you should walk in naked and say " i'm sure i've forgotten something"

MrsWho · 20/04/2007 19:16

LOL at 'casual walk off... DO NOT TRIP UP!'
I always do that

rabbleraiser · 20/04/2007 19:26

You should walk in naked and demand to know if he's gay? Christ, men notice horny women, and if he's not noticing you Pirate (and I bet you're gorgeous), then he must be 1) gay 2) odd 3) married. And yes, of course it's possible he's all three.

Take a tip from a oldie, Pirate. If you're in that mood, things will happen. They always do, just as sure as the post goes up every year

NappiesGalore · 20/04/2007 19:29

LOL at custys puzzled 'im sure ive forgotten something'

rofl

Hathor · 20/04/2007 19:46

Nights in white satin, never reaching the end
Letters I've written, never meaning to send
Beauty I'd always missed, with these eyes before
Just what the truth is, I can't say anymore
'Cause I love you, yes I love you, oh, how I love you...................

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pirategirl · 20/04/2007 23:06

PMSL these are all great suggestions, the guy should be bloody grateful he has caused this.!!

ok, i went in today, and he wsnt there so casually asked woman at till, if he wasoon his break, (acting like i knew him lol), she said its his day of but will be in 2morro.

Sad pants I am arent i !!!

Anyway, got talking to a male freind today who says he knows a mate of his, and will drop a huge hint.

Quite exciting. God my hormones are raging lol. Must be the springtime!

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pirategirl · 23/04/2007 12:08

update--nil points ( say in french accent)

have informed a mate, who has inforned his mate.

But hey its blokes, the 'mate' might tell him.

gues its up to me, will let you know if any encounters.

its giving me a buzz anyhow, !

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