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i fancy someone what do i do???

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pirategirl · 20/04/2007 10:31

he works at the post office, looks way too young forme, but i have liked him for about 4 months.

I have just got divorced, so am out of the loop, but find myself wanting to buy more and more stamps recently!!!

Oh god, i know he's too young, i just want to shag him lol.

I havent seen him out ( like sat nights)in our tiny town, but i dont go out that often.

I have a mate who knows everyone, but she doesnt nkow of him.

I havent fancied anyone for ages, I like it!!

Another freind, who knows where i live (obviously) has threatened to ring the post office and just tell him lol.

I'm getting all excited.

i need a man.

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MrsWho · 23/04/2007 14:18

LOL its like being at school again isn't it!
If he pulls your pigtails it means he likes you

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pirategirl · 14/05/2007 22:45

well i finally spoke to him today, think i scared him really. I actually saw him , out of the place he works and told him its me who likes him.
I'd already had someone tell him that someone fancied him, cos they get more opportunity.

BUt obv he didnt know who it was.

He said he's very flattered, and we chatted for a bout 5 mins, so I guess i have to wait and see.

I was a bit disappointed he didnt take my number or ask when I'd be about again , yet, I've know for months I've liked him and he only found out who I was today.

Done my bit tho, its quite liberating!!

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MrsWho · 14/05/2007 22:51

at least you'll find out one way or the other

bananabump · 14/05/2007 22:56

So leave it a few days then go in with a legit reason, and see if you can go to his booth. Just smile and chat, give him ample opportunity to ask you out or get your number, but don't hang around TOO long because it'll make you look desperate, and anyway the biddies might lynch you.

And fgs let us know what happens!

Blondilocks · 14/05/2007 23:07

OOOOH that's exciting. Fingers crossed.

lou33 · 14/05/2007 23:08

ask him if he fancies a drink?

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pirategirl · 14/05/2007 23:14

hiya, gawd I need the support here girls, I cant believe i actually approached him.

I could have mentioned my number, or going for a drink, but I thought, nah, I'm making it too easy on him, let it sink in for a bit eh!!

I just don't want to completely set myself up iyswim.

But i have done the ground work, he doesnt know the half of it!

But when we were in the shop where we spoke, and boy was he nervous, he moved me rather gently out of the way of an approaching pram, (i was thinking-omg he touched mefaint) pmsl, it was all I could do not too coo at the tiny baby!!

Now That would have been a no no!

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rabbleraiser · 14/05/2007 23:17

I still say he's gay

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pirategirl · 14/05/2007 23:20

yees, amybe I would have more luck if was actually dressed as Johnny Depp

oh no, there I go again , thinking about Johny depp.

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rabbleraiser · 14/05/2007 23:25

Johnny is rather lush, isn't he? Does your squeeze look a little like him?

butterflywings · 14/05/2007 23:32

PMSL at some of these suggestions for snaring your dream man

UCM · 14/05/2007 23:34

Go in there and just do it. Ask him out. The worst thing he could say is 'no' and lets face it, if he is nice to the grannies, then he will do it beautifully.

UCM · 14/05/2007 23:39

OMG just realised that he knows already. In my experience of these things, he is definitely gay! LOL.

Bet the whole flirting thing is doing you good though. You Go Girl!

rabbleraiser · 14/05/2007 23:42

Ah, UCM, we meet again .. and still on the same wavelength.

I think he's gay, but that's rather a challenge in itself, isn't it?

GO FOR IT, you naughty, naughty little pirate.

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pirategirl · 15/05/2007 00:03

ok so he could be gay, yet the guy only found out today i fancy him! Shy perhaps, underconfident--i hope not, i need someone with a bit of omph, but no an ego maniac.

Maybe he just doesnt fancy me, I guess we'l find out.

Nah he doesnt look like J depp!

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UCM · 15/05/2007 00:09

I only said he was Gay because you are so gorg that he couldn't not possibly fancy you

UCM · 15/05/2007 00:10

And no, I don't know you, but if you post on here you must be lovely.

MrMariella · 15/05/2007 00:15

Pirategirl may be gorge, but not his type. Or he may have a girlfriend already. Or you is sooo gorge that he can't believe a woman like you is really interested. Poor things.

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pirategirl · 15/05/2007 11:26

lol, yes i think i shall think of it like that, he must be gay if he doesnt like me!

A friend of mine said, if he doesnt take you up on it, he's a bloody idiot pmsl.

I am not gorg, but not bad, got good norks!
He hasnt got a g friend.

watch this space hee hee

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MrMariella · 15/05/2007 18:55

reminds me of the man drunkenly spluttering all over young female at bar, asking her out, and when she declines he asks "you a lezzie or whaaaa?"....

sure you norks are lovely, but not poiting in the right direction at mo.....

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pirategirl · 16/05/2007 14:22

i have had this scenario. Was in a pub, chatting to my mate, really not wanting to be disturbed, and soem old letch , pissed up tried to join us.

Ignored him for 2 mins, then just sai, look, we are just having a chat if you dont mind---'fuckin lezzers'

and lurched off.

I hate that!

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bananabump · 16/05/2007 16:06

The best one was when my friend and I were in a club, this disgusting guy came up, really pissed and sweating profusely, tried to chat my friend up, then halfway through he "discreetly" turned to the side and vomited into his beer bottle.

Then when he saw me looking at him in shock, he pretended to nonchalently swig from the bottle! My friend hadn't seen so I immediately pulled her away, horrified. He then shouted that we must be "fookin' lezzers" and fell over.

Yes, THAT'S the reason you aren't appealing. Because we're lesbians.

What a loser.

MrMariella · 16/05/2007 18:31

banana - at times I am sooo proud of my gender..

bananabump · 16/05/2007 19:19

Well, I suppose you cant expect much of men who habitually drink 10 pints in clubs. The rest of you aren't too bad though!

ScottishThistle · 16/05/2007 19:22

God I'd be loaded if I had a tenner for every time I've been called a lezzer by some ugly, pissed asshole!