Is anyone married to a really tall blondish bloke called James Watkins

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James Giuseppe Watkins from Stratford, he was my sweetheart but I abandoned him .......just wondered if he was now married

Oh and Susie I'm really sorry to tell you that he has been as bald as a coot for years

coming darling! Oh my goodness, is THAT where you've been hiding your blackberry? Eugh!

Ooooh James. Yer so manly.

yes pph but you didn't tie my right foot down and I have very dextrous toes on that foot

oh that blackberry. That was my hidden spare

Oh I know all about your dextrous toes.... I bet YOU didn't know about his dextrous toes Susie!

ps lol chancery

ha ha ha ha ha

mind you who would he divorce? most of these marriages seem to be bigamous. Who married him first? Hmmmmm

It was me, I think.

But then again, it could have been his sister

This is Utah, you know

Now I hope none of you are talking about my JamieJames!

I mean I know he's had to work away alot but he calls every day and tells me how hard he is................ working!

Just back away from my James okay witches???????

I think he married a troll, and had some trollets

How come Susie hasnt said anything??

She's probably too busy guarding bridges

Ha! Yeah probably, its a bit of a shock to find out your highschool sweetheart is a serial love machine!

I'm James Watkins and so is my wife.

james has done rather well for himself you'll be pleased to know. he might not remember you, but you could try.

Can you imagine the real Mrs Watkins loggingo onto MN for a leisurly browse this evening then seeing this thread IN HUGE NEON LIGHTS appear?

Bizzare