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Is anyone married to a really tall blondish bloke called James Watkins

42 replies

susiebubble · 30/03/2007 15:28

James Giuseppe Watkins from Stratford, he was my sweetheart but I abandoned him .......just wondered if he was now married

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PrincessPeaHead · 30/03/2007 15:30

Yes. I'm married to him. And so is Countess Dracula. We have a very open marriage and live in utah

zippitippitoes · 30/03/2007 15:31

in warwickshire as in shakespeare country

or the east end

chancery · 30/03/2007 15:32

that simply cannot be true PPH we have a closed marriage we are catholic, he does travel to utah often but i resent your gossip about my husband.

tiredemma · 30/03/2007 15:33

is he a mumsnetter then?

PMSL zippi- would be massive difference wouldnt it?

PrincessPeaHead · 30/03/2007 15:34

he ain't very catholic when CD and I have our hands on him

hey why don't you come to utah with him next trip? the more the merrier

IntergalEGGticWalrus · 30/03/2007 15:34

I'm married to himtoo

and his brother

and his aunt

CadburyCremeSquonk · 30/03/2007 15:35

He was dark-haired when he married me. But I later found out it was shoepolish. Not the only thing he lied about, obviously!

jalopy · 30/03/2007 15:37

Did he mention his sex change?

IntergalEGGticWalrus · 30/03/2007 15:38

he loves his mamma an' his sister

ev'ry night of the week.

CadburyCremeSquonk · 30/03/2007 15:38

eewwwww

MellowMa · 30/03/2007 15:38

Message withdrawn

mrsjameswatkins · 30/03/2007 15:39

I've been married to him for 12 years. He used to talk about a silly bint in Stratford called Susie. Is that you?

IntergalEGGticWalrus · 30/03/2007 15:39

Do i detect billy goats gruff?

mrswatkins · 30/03/2007 15:40

And who wants to know?

I keep him on a very tight rein.....

PrincessPeaHead · 30/03/2007 15:41

Oh my goodness James HAS been busy! That's about 6 of us and counting, WHAT a naughty boy he is. And about 12 children I reckon...

Reunion round my place in Salt Lake City, girls?

chancery · 30/03/2007 15:42

just becuase he is a post op transexual doesn't mean he cannot participate fully in our catholic marriage. stop with your mockery PPH and i shall not be flying to Utah to see MARRIAGE WRECKERS. she is now a good husband/wife father and mother to our 12 children

JamesWatkins · 30/03/2007 15:43

It's great having so many lovely wives you know.

IntergalEGGticWalrus · 30/03/2007 15:44

James, your dinner's on the table. When will you be home?

JamesWatkins · 30/03/2007 15:44

sooz you could have been one of my wives too

JamesWatkins · 30/03/2007 15:44

IW - you know I only dine with you every 9th day, and that will be tomorrow.

IntergalEGGticWalrus · 30/03/2007 15:45

she abandoned you though. don't talk to 'er

IntergalEGGticWalrus · 30/03/2007 15:46

feck, i'm getting my days mixed up again?

any news on the completion date for the commune?

TheRealMrsWatkins · 30/03/2007 15:46

He told me about a strumpet called Susie. Funny though. He says that he abandoned YOU!

PrincessPeaHead · 30/03/2007 15:47

James how are you managing to post when I KNOW you are naked and tied to my bed with hermes scarves?
Just let me finish baking this cake and I'll be right back with you hunny

JamesWatkins · 30/03/2007 15:47

commune delayed again - keep needing extra houses built to house the new arrivals. It's 26 children now, you know.

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