I need a Tom Hardy thread. Who's with me?

[EarlessToothlessVagabond]

Anyone? I know you Tom Hardy fans are out there. Bet it's a Tom Hardy hater who posts first though....

I think he sounds bit Welsh in the Sky ad. Also in another show, but I can't remember which, probably taboo.

Yes Sunday night Tom date!

Ooo what channel is that on?

Excellent. See you then.

Channel 4 Dumbledore. 9pm I believe.

I'm all unnecessary. I'll just leave this here and come back later.

I would so lick that ffffff......ace! I love you tom but I'm not touching your feet!

Ewww. Ostentatious, you have found the first ever TH picture that doesn't make me want to pass out with lust

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Damn. Mine is the same one. Very ewwww

Uh oh

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Sunday you say? I'm in.

Excuse me, please don't start a thread about my soon to be husband.

Back off ladies. Back off.

I hate to break it to you one but there is a queue and I'm at the front of it. (or maybe his existing and very lovely wife is)

In Tom Hardy World (clearly imaginary where noone has husbands or wives and we all hang about Tescos in Richmond with perfect hair and make up) I think you'll find that I am front of the queue.

Actually I am so not his type. Not petite and brunette.

His wife cannot be lovely, she STOLE that man from me. Outright theft! Definitely theft!

Oh oh oh, I'm brunette and short...does that count as petite? Not slim though...this puts me to the back of the queue doesn't it

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I love him

Tom Hardy is in my friend's playgroup RIGHT NOW.

RED ALERT! SCRAMBLE THE TOM-MOBILE! Where is this playgroup? Meanager are you with me? Wine?

Can you actually imagine the scene...

Ladies I've had him! He did not disappoint and was exactly as you'd expect him to be.

The encounter changed my life. It was in an outdoors shop and I was trying out tents. Tom just climbed into the tent and got on with it . Heart of gold that man sorting helping me out. This was definitely not a dream. Nope. Not a dream I tell you.

What? Playgroup? Say no more send me the postcode, I'm on my way (from NI so hold onto him for me, I might be a while)

maiden he is a busy man servicing all these dreams!

You lot are hilarious.

I think a tent is an entirely suitable location for a tryst with him.

Mean, I'll need a toddler too, can you pick me one up. I'll be on my way from Oop North so may be equally late. I mean, he'll be fine with some deranged fangirls admirers accosting him in a church hall, right? Tolerant chap.

Do you think he lives in fear of being mobbed by a hoard of MNers every time he leaves the house? I wonder if he or his wife are MNers themselves and have seen these threads.

I see him at my daughter's swimming lessons.

it is definitely him. Totally not a gorgeous bearded looky likey who I fantasise about pulling me roughly into a tiny changing cubicle and demanding my clothing be removed forthwith