I need a Tom Hardy thread. Who's with me?

[EarlessToothlessVagabond]

Anyone? I know you Tom Hardy fans are out there. Bet it's a Tom Hardy hater who posts first though....

If you want to be completely stalkerish, he uses the Roko Gym in Chiswick

In a playgroup you say? [grabs nearest toddler as my kids are too old]. Let's go!

Tom Hardy being lush with a load of toddlers...phew, what a man 👌🏻

I've said it before and I'll say it again, it would bring me out in a cold sweat at the thought of him or his wife seeing any of this! I'm a normally sane-ish sensible woman most of the time!

MeanAger I often think, what if his wife comes on here?!

"Tom, ha ha ha [dies laughing]...the mums are at it again. If only they knew you did [x, y and z distasteful and annoying things]. What a bunch of misguided saddos."

Talking about myself there as a saddo, no offence to the rest of you

Nope. I'm a saddo too Wine, no offence taken

Yeah I'm a saddo too (that auto corrected to Saudi and then saddle ) no shame about it either!

I found these.

I'm here and I'm watching.

I feel I'm becoming very familiar with Tom's arse, cock and balls. In a removed way.

Sorry TomHardysRealWife

(I bet that's you, Mean)

it's not me!

Isn't it a shame snotato that we cannot zoom in on Mumsnet pics...

www.thesuperficial.com/photos/tom-hardy-naked-penis-photos/exclusive-tom-hardy-gets-naked-on-the-set-of-taboo-no-web-use-wo-prior-agreement-call-for-pricing-11

There you go wine.more baked photos and you can zoom in.

*naked Not baked!

Oh my actual God, snotato

Thank you. Thank you so much

Briliant. I feel both jealous of and sorry for the man rowing the boat

I think I found my people

i love him. in peaky blinders he is bad
but HOT

You're welcome.
The man rowing the boat got a right eyeful in the photo where he's bending over.

I have seen Tom Hardy's penis two days in a row (yesterday I watched the Sergeant Slaughter short film ).

Life is good

Sorry to the real Mrs Hardy if you're reading this, but hope you're finding it amusing at least...

I know it's wrong but I still prefer this one. At least it preserves a bit of his mystique.

It's not wrong earless.you can never go wrong with Tom hardy.

Tom I never wrong. It all good.