I need a Tom Hardy thread. Who's with me?

[EarlessToothlessVagabond]

Anyone? I know you Tom Hardy fans are out there. Bet it's a Tom Hardy hater who posts first though....

I always wanted to be petite my whole life. Now I know why

Hang on. She's only an inch shorter than me (have consulted Google). So I reckon I'm in 😂

I'm far from petite, Wine. Come from a family of tall 'big strapping lassies' as we were always called . I'm 5'7.5! Not tubby but 'big boned' . (Thanks mum).

We always want what we don't have eh? (Including TH apparently )

Oh bog off Wine, with your petite-ness

Aww Earless, I'm sure you're not big boned or what have you!

'Tis ok. He won't want me. I might be slim, but my hair is more blonde than brunette lately not because I need to hide the greys, oh no.

Hello all,
Just to say re: the beard thing...
IMHO this is just too much beard!
(sorry Tom)

Wine, I have similar grey issues don't worry .

Hello Moon! - I agree, that level of beard is just a tad too scraggy. But, y'know, still would.

This is about right, right?

Or maybe this?

Hell, I'm off on one again...

Well I am even petiter at 1.58 so I reckon Tom should look to trade in

What's that in old money, Mean?

I think I've gone off you, you know.

Agree wrt the beard moon

I'm 5'2". Only little

So I could flatten you in a stampede towards him then?

Random my phone just posted the wrong picture!
The second one was intended.
This was the one I meant to post first:

But yeah earless still would obvs.

I agree moonpower, I would rather have a short beard.

But as long as it's not of Lincoln proportions, then all is well.

So I could flatten you in a stampede towards him then?

I am small but also determined. I will bite your ankles.

Yep, ankle-biter. Suspected as much .

On the subject of height.

Omg I think I'm getting to see Dunkirk tonight!! No kids throw up or break their bones please

5'5?! That's not all that short is it? Only 2.5 inches shorter than me. Glory be!

Obviously we have to get this height thing sorted out .

Wine, sending no-ill-dc vibes your way. What height are you again, out of interest? Maybe we can assign a hierarchy for imaginary-access-to-TH based on height?

Maybe we can assign a hierarchy for imaginary-access-to-TH based on height?

I'm up for that, he favours the littlies

Sending healthy vibes your way wine!

Thanks ladies!

If I'm being accurate and pedantic, I'm 5ft 5-and-a-half

Me too! Can I join in? I bring it would be rude not to