I need a Tom Hardy thread. Who's with me?

[EarlessToothlessVagabond]

Anyone? I know you Tom Hardy fans are out there. Bet it's a Tom Hardy hater who posts first though....

That's a shame breton!
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Mean* thank you - sorted.

Mean, I think it would be impossible to recognise anyone on there - it's too fast moving!

Oh good, I don't have to namechange then!

I'm going to see Dunkirk tonight!

Omg Mean!!! Report back.

Oh enjoy Mean! It's supposed to be amazing.

Even if his face is behind a mask most of the time .

I will indeed. I am keen to see this eye acting I have heard about. We all know he is good but I have read that Christopher Nolan deliberately covered Tom's face so much in Dunkirk because he was so impressed with his eye/eyebrow/forehead acting as Bane that he wanted to see what he could with just an eye. He says he wasn't disappointed. He does have the best eyes though 😍

I love a bit of Tom eye acting. He does it whether his face is covered or not. Yes amazing eyes I think they're my favourite thing about him. No, really!

Apart from his thighs.

Ohhh those thighs.... what are the chances of a wee thigh glimpse in Dunkirk? might have to watch taboo when I get home

I think Christopher Nolan's next project should involve investigating what Tom can do with his thighs. He'll sell out every cinema.

Thigh-acting. You're on to something Mean.

God the thighs....

Taboo involves a lot of Tom Hardy Thigh-Acting, they have a starring role along with his neck. I'm so annoyed with myself that I only recorded the last 4 eps of Taboo.

And why should Christopher Nolan get to investigate what TH can do with his thighs?! Surely that's our job?!

Excellent point! it should be us. I'm sure we can create a thorough and exhaustive list of experiments to best explore his thighs' talents.

Yes. The main thing they should demonstrate at all times during these... experiments... is stamina, flexibility, strength and just being attached to actual Tom Hardy.

Thighs! [swoon]

Other bits of Tom that I especially love:

Hands
Ears
Back of his head when shaved
Forearms
Shoulders (from behind)
Upper arms in a tight shirt
His wonky tooth

God, I sound tragic 😂

Yes I think it is important they are attached to Tom extra points for that.

Right, I'm off to collect my friend (who doesn't appreciate the thighs at all weirdo!) and I shall report back with my findings later tonight!

Earless you gotta get the Taboo DVD...it's my prized possession. Until recently it was allowed on my coffee table and not in the DVD cabinet (so that I could look at it and get a thrill!).

Yes report back Mean.

Wine, yes I think you have it covered. Particularly agree re:
Ears (pixie like).
Back of head (somehow vulnerable but really manly at the same time).
Wonky tooth (proof he is not totally hollywood).
Forearms (just because).

Have you been accepted onto the FB group yet Wine?

No I haven't earless! Maybe my face doesn't fit?!

Love the wonky tooth - I was very self-conscious about my dodgy front teeth so I had some cosmetic work done, but I'm in awe of people who are confident enough not to care

It took a couple of days before I was, so it won't be you, don't worry. It's actually pretty..er, hard-core, not surprisingly! They make us 3 look half-hearted about Tom

Imperfections are very endearing. But I find them more endearing on other people which is ridiculous

Nice Moonpower! Are you a fan of a beardless Tom then?

For sure

Although a bit of a beard is ok. Like this! I just hate huge massive hipster type beards in general. Always look like they would smell to me 🤢