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saturday night chat-hubby is so boring.......zzzzzz

110 replies

chocolatemummy · 10/03/2007 20:58

Oh to be a married mum- Saturday night and I have had to work all day, hubby is now watching 'The Thirty Nine Steps'.......zzzzzzz

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foulmouth69 · 10/03/2007 22:17

Has she left mumsnet long enough to go to tesco???? On a Saturday night!!!!

I just had a coffee with no milk as we have run out and dh has been drinking and I won't leave the pc. Jeez I need to get out more!

foulmouth69 · 10/03/2007 22:17

Ah, good woman, a slapper

birdsong · 10/03/2007 22:19

Thats why I married her!!

birdsong · 10/03/2007 22:20

Can anyone suggest how I get a 15yr old to bed so I an woo my wife???

foulmouth69 · 10/03/2007 22:21

Give him a mag and a box of tissues

Sorry.... Erm... blackmail?

birdsong · 10/03/2007 22:22

lol

fireflyfairy2 · 10/03/2007 22:34

My niece is 15 & would rather do anything than sit in a room with her parents

She said it scarred her one time she looked around & they were snogging!!!!! psml!

ledodgy · 10/03/2007 22:35

Just tell him you want to get fruity with his mum he'll scarper as fast as lightening!

birdsong · 10/03/2007 22:36

My wife and I always got complaints about tongues from our kidz!

fireflyfairy2 · 10/03/2007 22:39

Right enough, I like to think my mum & dad only shagged 8 times, in order to conceive us kids... but 8 time is 8 times too many!!

expatinscotland · 10/03/2007 22:46

Do you find this is true: bad kisser, but good sex and vice versa?

themoon66 · 10/03/2007 22:47

I agree expat... true, very true.

fireflyfairy2 · 10/03/2007 22:48

Dunno.. only ever had sex with 3 different people.

2 of them were shite kissers though, were shit in bed too

birdsong · 10/03/2007 22:48

My wife doesnt

fireflyfairy2 · 10/03/2007 22:49

My effing dh is standing here... about to take the handle off the livingroom door as it's "Not fucking shutting the way it should"

fireflyfairy2 · 10/03/2007 22:49

Yep I was right, screwdriver has just been produced.

birdsong · 10/03/2007 22:52

Blimey - give him a beer and tell him to plane it in the morning - thats what my DW does!!

fireflyfairy2 · 10/03/2007 22:56

He has had beers.. which is why I suspect that door handle needs fixing now He is such a bloody, ach I can't even be bothered to think of a word!

ledodgy · 10/03/2007 23:21
Grin
birdsong · 10/03/2007 23:22

My wife usually pulls the doors off!!

fireflyfairy2 · 10/03/2007 23:24

Is she still posting too?

I'd love some crisps.... ledodgy, tell me to step away from the crisps!

ledodgy · 10/03/2007 23:25

Haha step away form the crisps I could go some crisps too but thankfully have none in! I've probably had all my syns in wine in the last two days!

birdsong · 10/03/2007 23:25

DW will be 2mrw - I was just curious who she was talking 2 and she she said have a chat!! Been shouted at cos spoint 2 word games already

birdsong · 10/03/2007 23:26

Meant spoilt - sorry!

fireflyfairy2 · 10/03/2007 23:27

Ah, we won't shout at you here.

Ledodgy, ther's plenty of crisps here...but for once I can thank dh as he got shite ones that I won't eat. I mean, lamb & mint??????? come on man!!