Funny, quite innocent but rude sounding things our LO's say !

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my dd today, when picking her up from nursery, tells me her teacher wants to let us know where we should meet for mondays train trip to seaside..dd say we all have to meet at the 'Flat Porn 2'!!..meaning platform 2, but was rolling laughing at her as all other mums heard too and were all !

was in the car with ds7 and another friend of his and the friend's dad (so a bloke I did not know very well) boys were in the back doing the usual poo bum willie jokes when ds's friend turned to him and said:

"hey XXXXXX do you know my dad has got a really big dick and he might put it in your mum's bottom!"

!!!and he couldnt have meant anything lese by that really could he!!!LOL

Dd 2.5 loves Dora the Explorer. In it, Swiper the Fox has a catchphrase where he says, 'you'll never find 'em now hahaha' in a dodgy accent that dd hears as, 'you'll never fuckem now hahaha'. I have to bite my lip not to laugh.

DS1 picked up a song from the backyardigans which goes 'you;ve gotta hold on tight with all your viking might'
but viking does not sound like viking when he sings it at the top of his voice in tescos....

pmsl dimpledthighs
my little one used to call 4x4's 'vancars' which in his little voice saounded a tad like wankers.

LOL Popsycal!
other night dd was copying of cartoon advert where a chipmunk type creature uses his hands and signals "whatever"..totally forgetting who i was talking to i said to dd "whatever..Minger(off bb other year)"..suddenly thought oh cr*p, but thankfully dd forgot what it was...instead she came out with.."whatever..Twatter"!!..am , but LOL even now!..when she said it i said oh no dd that sounds like a rude word..and up to now has not said it again but i had a huge sneaky bad parent laugh about it with dp later!

poppsycal - good job we dont use the same Tesco as my ds sings that too, unfortunately using an F instead of a V on the word viking. Not on purpose of course - he is only 3
We'd have them tutting in the aisles "oh the young women today...."

when dd1 was learning to talk we used to walk past an orchard with some chickens and a cockerel and she used to yell:
look mummy! Cock! Big cock! Big Daddy cock!"

"Hold on tight with all your viking might" does not sound like "viking" when the Backyardigans sing it either!!

DS1, (now 14) used to sing, happily "He's got the whole world, in his pants!" when he was about 3! As blasphemous as it is inappropriate!

my DD can't say cheesestrings, but it seems she can say G-strings.

When ds was smaller, we went into the library where they were having a toy session. As we walked in, ds exclaimed very loudly "mummy, its a focker!" (a rocker, rocking horse)
Dd shouted from her grandad's bedroom when we were visiting "I like gandad's pink cock"
(she couldn't say her ls!!!)

ROFL at these

Once dh was cursing the laptop (as you do) and came out with a rather rude comment that went along the lines of
"it sucks £$%!". Unfortunatley dd heard this, think she was 2 at the time so we had to quickly change it to socks and clocks just as she was about to say it.

"Yes dear, socks and clocks, socks and clocks"

Clocks still doesnt sound the same when she says it, even now.

Yesterday DD1 ((3 years old) started chanting "I want a dooby. I want a dooby." Dh later informed me that dooby is slang for a spliff.

Still haven't worked out what she actually meant by it.

lol at these

Both my boys were in the bath last night and ds1 (7) grabbed hold of ds2 and yelled "Paedophile!"

I told him not to say it because it isn't a very nice word, and he replied "Oh, I thought it was a word for a type of missile"

ds1 used to call crackers 'fuckers'... how we laughed when he used to ask his very prim granma for some... he he he

later when he was atarting to learn to read with phonics and all that , he saw a van with F C on the side...'fu Cu Fuck! fuck truck!!!' sooo advanced

my friends dd (2.2) the other day- she was in disabled loo with her at local leisure centre trying to be discreet doing the business with a tampax (as you do), walking back out through the quite busy reception area dd pipes up 'mummy what did you stick up your bottom?' obviously repeating it louder and louder as my df tried to ignore her and getting flustered with the door trying to escape the sniggers. on her behalf

My DD (2.9) said to a friend (25 year old!) "When you grow up to be a big lady you'll have big boobies like Mummy!"

Wallace, I've just spat ginger biscuits all over my screen.

PMSL!

dh just spat his pizza everywhere too wheni read wallace's out! lol

ROFL - I always tell dh it isn't a good idea to have the news on with kids around

kamikayzed - my ds used to call him that too! I'd completely forgotten!

when dd2 was 4 she drew and wrote a very short thank you note to my sister's neighbour for lending a video. A young blokey bloke, he was. It said

Fack You

Wanky danky which means yodelling - quite popular obviously in our house