Funny, quite innocent but rude sounding things our LO's say !

[StrawberrySnowflakes]

my dd today, when picking her up from nursery, tells me her teacher wants to let us know where we should meet for mondays train trip to seaside..dd say we all have to meet at the 'Flat Porn 2'!!..meaning platform 2, but was rolling laughing at her as all other mums heard too and were all !

Dimpled thighs - you have 7 children

another one by dd2. She ran up the street, age 7, to greet her dad off the bus shouting "shagma! shagma! shagma!"

turned out her and her pal had just made up a new scooby doo club called Shagma, made up from shaggy and velma

big embarrassment in front of neighbours

(((Hijack)))Celia I always meant to ask you - do you have triplets?

my dd has loads of cats. is cat mad. toys. models, pictures.
anyhow, she names them all, and two of them( siblings apparently) are called, Arsery and Arserer.

, she does not know the word arse, and am not about to explain it to her.

I just know this will be at pic of conversation to embarrass her with inthe future.

liesel - no NO NO I do not have 7 children (OMG!) I menat ds aged 7

Still reeeling with terror at the thought

Lol Wallace - children asking me what I am laughing at

also love ilostmyboobs tampax one - classic!

I remember you once saidyou had four children one of 12 or something and three of 9 and I wondered how does that work (Duh) and I never found you again

Dont mean to be pushy or anything but were they IVF?

DS1 calls Dh's collection of war hammer figures "misters".
He likes to tell anyone that comes to visit "Daddy likes playing with his misters" - cue hastey explaination that he means little figures.

ds2 is 4 and keeps saying 'wonker' - don't know where he's got it from but it sounds far too like another word for my comfort!

children are so innocent. my dd1 (now 5) and her 2 best friends, twins the same age, are always whispering things to each other. last year my friend said to me that the girls had started noticing people's appearances and voicing their opinions out loud in the most public of places, saying things like "that person has a jiggly bottom" or "he has a bushy face", that sort of thing.

on a particularly beautiful sunny day last summer we were strolling along in a park nearby with the girls running ahead. suddenly they stopped and started whispering and pointing at a large woman on a bench. we couldn't hear what they were saying as we weren't close enough, but realised they probably weren't being tactful. as we caught up with them, one of the twins turned and said "mummy, is that lady fat because she eats too much?"

we nearly died of embarrassment and my friend explained to her daughter that people come in all different shapes and sizes and that it wasn't nice to comment on it.

In the supermarket this morning:

DS: "Bugger bugger BUGGER BUUGGGGEEEERRR"

He meant bagel.

When DD was smaller we were having fun with rhyming words. Thinking of as many words as we could that rhymed.
She was saying loads of words that rhyme with:
PIT
yep you've guessed
hit
wit
shit

She carried on listing things and I tried not to look like she'd saying anything wrong.

ha yes that reminds me dd1 used to call the double buggy the double bugger

ds (2.4) in supermarket today. We bought some sausages for daddy. I wouldn't let ds hold them as he tries to break the packet open and I don't want him touching the raw meat.

SO cue ds shouting loudly 'want daddy's sausage' repeatedly

Is it any better than his normal yelling of how he wants to take mummy's clothes off? (he is obsessed with buttons and zips and similar)

I was trying to fish DD (11 months at the time) out of a tube in a soft play centre which required me getting half way in. Ds (3) shouted accross the hall "careful mummy or you'll get stuck like pooh in rabbit's hole!". How the other mummies sniggered..

My 22 month old DS also can't sayd his l's very well. We were in Matalan the other day and there was a man standing in front of a shelf full of clocks having a look at them. As I walked past with the trolley DS shouted out 'Oh look Mummy, a cock'. The poor bloke just looked around and gave us the funniest look

My god daughter had just lost her front milk teeth, so was struggling with her 't's - she asked if she could have some more peanuts...only it took me a good few minutes to work that out when I got over the shock of what she actually said!

we had the clock/cock.

DD has a toy mobile phone. It broke ... she came up to me shouting, "My ringer's broken!"
DH nearly burst something he was laughing so much
I still don't get it

Coming home in the car the other day my dd said 'daddy do you still like puffs?'

We burst out laughing and she looked confused.

She meant cheese puffs because she hates the smell of them.

I knew dts2 had been listening to the neighbours feral children when, aged 18 months he turned to me when his building block thing fell down and said...

"Fucking hell mummy!"

At that point they began learning what is bad words said by naughty children.

He also pointed out helpfully in the supermarket once that I had much bigger boobie-dos than the woman next to us. He was 2 1/2 at that point.

There are plenty more unfortunately for my public humiliation.