The most significant fact that you can recall about a MNer is......

[lisalisa]

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I am Inigo Montoya you six fingered imposter - you killed my fadder, prepare to die.

To clarify my hair colour situation from earlier in this thread, I used to be blonde then I went brunette, now I'm kind of somewhere in between........

HMC is preschool chair and has chickens
Rochwen keeps her horses at home in the mud
MB is a science teacher
Cod doesn't like Sainsburys
Lulu is our midwife
PrincessPeaHead lives in a Queen Anne House
Mrs Badger is expecting another cub
So Sparkly must be expecting a kitten!
Colditz introduced BandOfMothers to us
Expats DH is a big lad
Califrau has an annoying neighbour who can't play guitar
2shoes DD goes to school quite near me
Moondog was bollocked for being flip about Richard Hammond
WelshBoris is Welsh
Inigo likes The Princess Bride

o my goodness, how could i forget that dotcotton and hoxtonchick, and NQC sort of, live on my old manor, so to speak...and are all v likeable sorts.

aww shucks, rumbled....

lmao - forgot to change name!

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.

I knew that accent was dodgy!

Twoisenoughmum - your knowledge of me borders on the stalkerish!

Did we really go to the same 6th form college and had babies in the same hospital? Are you following me or vice versa?

You seem a decent fellow.

I hate to die.

lockets has 3 DD'S
Hunker is a subtitler
Mallory plays xylophone
Cods dh is canadian
PPH has a nice maison
Janh works in holidays
Mars bakes for her twins
Nappies Galore drives a yellow van
hub2dee likes curls
franyandzooey is fab with books
mrs johncusack looks soo like her dd
Rhubarbs dd lived in a cupboard

emkana is German.
berolina, admylin and sssandy are not, but live in Germany.
franca70 likes Mitteleuropean literature and went on an exchange visit to Penzance when she was younger.
Mandymoo lives near my mum and dad and her bil used to fancy my sister when they were both at primary school.
MarsLady is doing an OU course.
lilibet, tribpot and beckybrastraps are all West Wing fans.
expat couldn't fancy a man who wees sitting down.
Yorkiegirl went to the university where I work and lives near me.
Califrau studied the subject that I teach, but went to the same university where my dh did his PhD.

Random enough for you?

Nobody knows me

junkinmytrunk... I remember you from a [thinks] dog thread....

Am I right?

Yay!!!!

Captaindippy can tiedye
Filthymindedvixen has trouble with knitting needles

Junkinmytrunk is a good detective
and buys thoughtful pressies

Hunkermunker is blardy lovely
LGJ is a Surrey Wife and is blardy lovely as does Carmenere
Pann lives in the peaks and is blardy lovely (okay i'll stop with that now.....)
WelshBoris lives in Wales
Jampots is moving
Greeny lives in Devon as does essbee and fennel
Mars is a doula
Lulumama is a trainee doula
cod is a mag
Miaou is a fab knitter
Pruni moved to scotland
Harpsi does antenatal classes
Oops is a vet
Flossam is a nurse
Aero lives in Kent as does Cadbury
FairyFly's exh is an unpoetic twunt
happydaddy lives in kent and has a dd
Emkana is German
Califrau is welsh, lived in germany and now in California
NQC has a shaven head and knows lots about sex
Aitch knows her stuff on BLW
Comeoveneer is/was a dentist and is also a surrey wife
TeeCee has two DD's and is pg again and is getting married on teh same day as me
Morningpaper is a fab writer and is world famous for a quote she made in jest
tiktok knows her stuff on b/feeding
mears is a fab mw
St George lives in Hull and is a witch
UCM has had a problem with namechanging
Jimjams is well versed on stuff re vaccinations
Yorkiegirl has two gorgeous DD's
TMMJ has a dodgy bog !!!
FMF likes gardening too!
Franny loves fruit and veg and quinoa
Enid has 3 DDs
WigwamBam has a MIL who buys inappropriate presents
Colditz has rage issues
Wannabe has her posts read out to her by her pc!
Rhubarb used to live in France but now lives in Cumbria and deludedly believes she has shagged loads of popstars.
Custy works for a Housing Association
Expat has shagged a 'significant' mountain climber
M2PW has two boys and is waiting for a gastric band surgery
DG has 4 children
Beetroot has a musical and theatrical family

I think that'll do for now

VeniVidiVickiQV knows everything that's worth knowing about mn

I know lots more, but im not sure folk would like me to post that I know it

Wow 4 mentions in one thread - Am I a proper MNetter now?

Cod is a magistrate and can't type
Lulu is a (trainee) doula from Liverpool and seems to be constantly ill , runs a loverly bar
Lissie runs the teashop
Hub2Dee produces loverly pics of his DD
Morning paper writes wonderful weekly round-ups and magazine articles
SpaceCadet is a renal nurse (?)
Mears is a MW
Ticktok is a BF counsellor
Ready is a geography teacher
HunkerMunker refused to give her newborn son formula to help is blood sugar levels as a result of her gestational diabetes
Franny&Zooey loves her mooncups
martianBishop is a biology teacher from Lincolnshire
TaMum is a geneticist
Heifer comes from wiltshire (swindon?) and supports Man Utd
Kelly1978 as a Ds who likes jumping out of windows
Mars and SuzyWong have some wonderful recipes
Nikkie is my MN twin

Can I stop yet????

CALIFRAU NorksB does a quick 'Adios Twunto' dance

i got a mention

No LissieLou - it was lissie that got a mention

Soapbox - did a fab job at christmas
Rusty keeps strange photos on her picasso online picture thinginy
MorningPaper is the most famous MN - shes been on national news
Rhubarb was on telly once too (so she says
Rhubarb keeps some strange and annoying friends in her pocket
evitetc is a knitter
UCM likes her name so much she doesn't bother namechanging for personal problems
Aitch saw the Fivelife documentary before anyone else on MN
Tech lives in a shed