The most significant fact that you can recall about a MNer is......

[lisalisa]

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but i am lissie its just noone uses my full name

Can I be the first to do this and amd that I haven't has a teeny tiny mention??

I'm going to make it my mission to mention the other unmentionables not on the thread yet instead of the same 30 names.

waswondering has children of similar ages to mine and goes to Keswick
SAHMof1, MandyMoo, Squidgymiller; BrummieMuminMerthyr;Tron and countless other lovely ladies have fantabulous babies who are all very gifted and gorgeous and the same age as my ds.
Hulababy and JimJam's lo's started reception at the same time as my dd.
Soupie seems to collect and then give away lots of McDonalds Happy Meal toys.
DetentionGrrl lives in Wales and has fab taste in music
Lots of other fab mnetters live in Wales too:- mosschops30, overrun, welshborris, tron, brummiemuminmerthyr, peachyclair; JonesTheSteam, sallystrawberry and a few I have forgotten (sorry) Califrau used to live in Gabalfa but you wouldn't know it.

WHAT did Morningpaper say? Please tell us new girls

saltire, sosha, twoplusone, martianbishop all have/had husbands in the forces

daisynut used to be munz (also had DH in the forces

steinermum

Anorak makes wonderful cakes and is a brill person

Gingermonkey is very funny and hates heelies

Welsh boris is bloody gorgeous

Nappiesgalor is a young scrummy mummy

Cod scares the hell out of me (but i have recomended her posts to my friend who is still trying to potty train a 4 year old)

Misdee is married to peter

Yorkiegirl is very brave

Soapbox did a wonderful thing at xmas

I never get a mention on these threads (sob)

Soapbox IS Santa Claus
Twiglett is a pedant
MI is a journo
Dabihp is here all the time
Belgianbun & Califrau do not like vomiting
NorksBride is being stalked by Johnny Depp
Amanda1 executed the perfect blog business strategy
Fortyplus does not say toilet

me neither kimi

Cheers Lissielou, I'd been wondering how that whole SWMNBN thing go started. God I wish I'd had MN years ago

Where is Amanda? Her blogs not been updated for aaaaaaaaaages

Cod wears Gap jeans and lancome mascara
Teecee's dp is a dj
Miaou used to be in Emmerdale
Lou 33 has 4 children and her young mayan is a soldier
Joash is bringing up her gs
Doormat has lots of children
Fairyfly made art out of bear fur.

Cod - can't type
Ladyofhteflowers - sold her manky shoes on ebay
Soapbox - done the Xmas thing and was a star
Misdee - I don't know really but always like her posts and she is married to Peter
Expat - She always posts to the point and is witty. Also quotes quotes
Mears - Is a midwife
Longwaytogo - Is from wales and has 4 children
Suzywong - lives in Oz
Kbear - Lives in Kent and listens to Invicta in the mornings
Noidea - Lives and breaths Bluewater
Harman - Lives in kent and loves Nigel Harman
Nikie - is a moneysaver and makes me laugh
UCM - has ladies problems
Champs loves to arange all the swaps
Lou33 - is clued up about men and is a babe
Queenoftarts - I helped her choose her name
Charliecat - Is my hero good at saving money and has pet rats

Still no-one knows me......

Yay! i got a mention thanks StifflersMom, are you a name change?
having read this thread i don't think there is anything that i can add

MartianBishop - I'm not a namechanger, I'm your stalker I said on another thread (can't remember which) that you were my MN hero because I'm a fellow teacher but you always jump in and say what I'm thinking or trying to say but in a far more eloquent way. Ok, so from that it sounds like you are either my hero or an insufferable know-it-all

margo1974 thinks the word 'fart' might be a little harsh for a 2 year old to say

Ok....am very slow tonight....should probably be a little bit offended that MB thinks I'm a name changer....dagnamit, I'm just too full of delicious food to care

Darrell- you're my MN bessie mate! and THAT'S a fact!

Sobernow's dp learned the names of all the Fimbles;
Tigermoth's in-laws used to leave precious ornaments out within easy reach when she took the children to visit;
Wigwambam's MIL might be even worse than mine and once gave her elastic [sic] as a Christmas present;
Coddy, among her other gifts, is an ace school governor and sent me a great template for a governors' visiting policy (yawn, I know, but still...);
Marina likes Emma Kirkby;
Somebody (tell me who this was) used to discourage her ds's friends from hanging around under his bedroom window (distracting him from his homework) by threatening to go out in her underwear and talk to them about sex;
Aloha is hot on the separation of church and state and thinks church schools should get their grubby mitts off our heathen cash (I may have paraphrased a bit there);
sykes is named after a horse and made her husband work hard to win her back after a horrendous drop-from-the-rafters split. ;
Jimjams is an expert mother of autistic children and endlessly supportive to others seeking information and guidance;
motherinferior and tamum are scientifically literate and good at communicating what they know;
that goes for mears as well and I always marvel at her willingness to be professionally helpful in her time off;
wickedwaterwitch has a cool name and often makes me laugh out loud;
Suedonim has possibly the best name I've seen online, and has children of a wide spread of ages so lots of helpful advice to offer;
Hugh Jarse also has a good name but haven't seen her around for quite a while;
bossykate isn't bossy and I don't think she's called Kate either ;
custardo tells it like it is;
rhubarb is her mate;
sparklykate and gothicmama are also either mates or related (can you tell I'm free-associating now?);
AND NOW THE HONEST TRUTH
When it comes to the biggest laughs or the best advice I've had from five years on Mumsnet, sometimes I can't remember whose post it was.
Doesn't mean I appreciate the individual posters any less

xx

OK OK OK Lissie - you know I was only teasing....

NatalieJane had the longest labour in history
LadyToppamHat had the longest pregancy in history
Soupdragon didn't announce her pregnancy until after she had given birth (I think)
Lulumama is a twin and is Taylormamas sister
SparklyGothCat and Misdee are sisters and they have another sister but I am not sure of her name (agirl1?)
Mars is the busiest MN around - 4 DC, a doula, anOU course, lots of baking, offers to babysit for other MNetters at the last minute despite being up and doulaing in the middle of the night...
The SlowNorris is somebodies sister, WhoopsFallenoveragian???

Oh and Voodoochickenhead, rubberduck and bobalina all have veruccas.

no bosys kate sint calle d kate or marina marina or roisin roisin
oddinst it
had forgotten all abotu the school visitsthing

no bosys kate sint calle d kate or marina marina or roisin roisin
oddinst it
had forgotten all abotu the school visitsthing