The most significant fact that you can recall about a MNer is......

[lisalisa]

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Can we have the expat sex story again - before my time....

we have radioflyer too... whats the question?

Nope not me! I have a boy and a girl and I don't have a dog.

Nappies - I had forgotten that too until I saw you on the horse riding thread

Marina, you forgot "and aftershow party rubbing shoulders with stars"

Califrau's norks point opposite ways

Expat met a man on a bus, fancied him, so took him home and rogered him senseless.
She will go into more detail when she arrives on this thread.

Custy is just, well, nothing like I expected!

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um, dances...dop you havea caravelle then? no, hang on, thats notanotter...

gah! mental block on the particulars of the dancylady.. ((when was i generous then???))

morningpaper straps childcare experts to rockets and fires them into south lebanon

mellowma may be moving soon.

Themaskedposters daughter made a get well card when my DD was ill, took at photo of her holding it and sent it to me.

Yes I cried. Like a baby.

Peachy is very very kind

MumOfMonsters goes unnoticed far too often when she is a lovely girl who needs everyone to wave at her next time they see her.

Hunker likes stripes

Soupy had a disturbing amount of googly eyes in her house (well, she did have before babydragon anyway)

ah thats lovely WB. TMP lives part time here and part tiome in NZ - is that right??

Cali - We've already told you, its the magnetic nipple rings that are the problem.

London... R&P... Easter...

aznerak has a fab child friendly house in france perfect for family holidays

Welshboris doesn't answer her emails...ahem...

Nappies doesn't remember when she gave me something for my buggy last summer, I'm obviously fantastically memorable...

Themaskedposter loves The princess Bride and so do I

and seemingly no-one knows a thing about me (note to self...must start paying attention to children and stop wasting time mumsnetting)

DANCES DANCES DANCES DANCES

What?? Did you email me?? Email me againnnnn

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'twas ages ago boris, sent you a supportive e-mail when you were having a very hard time on a particular (not to be recalled) thread

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.

Jampots has a stunning dd
Notanotter has a stunning ds
Marthamoo and Marina are librarians
Wigwambam likes Kirsty Maccoll
Snafu used to be a Duranie
Joolstoo looks like Anne Robinson
Fio made a prizewinning jacket
NQC knows everything about sex
Molesworth loves the African Queen
Marslady + her dh's 'our song' is "You do something to me" by Paul Weller
Janh used to live in New York State
AitchtwoOh is a tv critic
PPH lives in a palace

Aitch is a tv critic?!

Inigo - why don't you just give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice in it?

Xenia is a SAHM
Unquiet Dad is a born-again Christian
PPH will be holidaying at Butlins this year