The most significant fact that you can recall about a MNer is......

[lisalisa]

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well to the lot of you... not one mention. pah. nott hat im self absorbed or anything...
buggers.

btw flame is as forgetful as i and lives near me
balls is in my village
sophable and countess drac are cool mamas and were going out dancing sometime this millenium
blu is really very clever and i like her a lot. and i used to work for her, technically. and she didnt mention me!! (ive marked your card for that)
lulu is lovely and helped me out when i was blue
whoosh and zephyrcat live near me and were gonna hook up sometime and scope each other out
cod is very blunt and honest
aitch is funny and clever
sallystawberrys v nice and i have her mobile number, tho i was too drunk to technically remember her
rhubarb organised the one meet up ive been to and seemed a lively sort
mhamai was even livlier and mucho amusing (with not at)
HM is v outspoken and possibly invisible...
boris doesnt like swearing
MP only puts me on the roundup when ive been giving away TMI, just to nail it home that this is indeed the www, lol
kittylette is young and a bit nuts. which i like btw
Quootipie is having a hard time which is a shame coz shes lovely
HMC lives somewhere nearish me, as does cod
custardo, tho i dodnt always agree with her, cracks me up and i LOVE her blunt honesty
F&Z knows about lentils and discovery baskets
harpsi has a harpsi
PPH knows how to be a refined lady. and might tell me if i ask nicely.
mars is a v nice lady - actually remember her from the piss-up, sorry meet-up.
misdee knows a lot about prams and the workings of the heart [sadly] and spooky dolls
LTH has lots of little boys about the ages of mine i think
yorkiegirl and i are inexplicably on each others IM... even tho i dont use IM and dont remember ever speaking to her... v odd.

but thats all i can think of right now...

[tongue out emoticon]

and i better stick a on in case people think im actually annoyed which of course i am not remotely! just avoiding doing my emails by mn'ing as usual...

oh and califrau lives in california and used to live in germany... hence the name.

califrau - my pal is in Portugal at the moment - she;'s back on MOnday I will raid her portugese euros for you

Coppertop is very supportive and helpful
So is OnlyJoking
JimJams knows an infinite amount of stuff about ASDs and lots about SN in general
Tigermoth started a very very long thread about how to get back your "stolen" bank charges
Cadbury has a baby recently.. and the whole duration of her pregnancy passed me by!
FannyAnnie plays a church organ.. until she can't reach the keys anymore due to state of pregnancy..

Why can't I think of a single thing to say about anyone else??

b/c you have 4 children and one of them only sleeps for two-three hours at a time? could be that LTH...

Sophable is very wise and fair
FrannyandZooey is lentil weaver

possibly Nappies...quite possibly.

(btw the "pout" photo of your profile is adorable)

actually cali, im a touch taken aback at that spurt of brainpower... still, its all gone quiet up there again now and doubtless will stay reliably so for the next few months... phew eh?

thx LTH, its one of my faves i think he looks like that bloke out of men behaving badly in it tho...

Nappiesgalore is very kind and GENEROUS!
Lissie lives the same place as my mum
Marslady makes lemon drizzle cake and has cute dc
Lulu is a childbirth guru and watches waterllo road
Dimpled thighs knows all about cr*p days with children and is very sympathetic
Martianbishop is my mumsnet hero even though she ignored my hero-worship on a previous thread

Expat loves Neighbours
AnguaVUW is getting married

2shoes has just had a new shower fitted
Ulysees is moving house
Shosha and lovemygirls are childminders
oh and lovemygirls loves a tidy house!
Lulumama's fave dinner is Roast Chicken

Miaou was a lifeguard
Blu once heard her MIL trying to stuff a suppository up her FIL's arse (as we are having a bumholetastic day on here today)
Pruni loves Jonathan Coe almost as much as I do
Flame went to the first night of Spamalot
Batters' dd co-wrote The Bumper Book of Bosoms
Motherinferior is so not on secret commission from Rigby and Peller
Fio can floor it down the M2 to Bluewater at scary speeds
Tigermoth is impaled on the (rhino) horn of an heirloom dilemma
Dino's midlife crisis has manifested itself in a love of Philip "call me Plug" Glenister
Bundle's dh got hassle from HMM on a Heathrow Flyer once
Lizzer is back for good...
Scummy's first ever post was about a Radio Flyer wagon for her dts and everyone ignored her
Roisin's dh is a Methodist Minister

NappiesGalore has 3 children under 4/5??? yet still looks like she should be asked for I.D Gorgeous and fresh faced.

FannyAnnies DB is from Zim

QVs DP cut her DSs hair without telling her.

Greenys DSs have a mini fridge

Frannys DS has an imaginary friend

Custy looks nothing like you would imagine.

Rhubs loves guinness

QV share my St Patricks Day birthday

Moondog wasn't born in Wales

Califrau has a DC who collects coins and a barking MIL

Cods DS2 likes pork pies

Never usually any good at these.

Expat had sex with a man she met on a bus. Probably the best MN sex story I have ever heard.

Oh a couple more..

Cod says what we are all thinking but are too polite to say
Mrs Badger is stylish and helpful
JackieNo can find ANYTHING on the internet
Enid is nearly as blunt as cod

cod is a magistrate and has three ds's
tc has two dd's and is pregnant
fio is pregnant
piffle is a kiwi and is pregnant
trace2's ds has done child modelling, and she is pregnant
hunker is moving house and she does some kind of transcription for the bbc
natallieJane was in labour for about a month prior to giving birth to her ds2
peachygirl recently met justin fletcher when he was filming "something special" at the school she works at, she has also recently given birth to a dd. Suejonez has recently adopted a little boy, daniel, from kazakstan

BabyDragon is Welsh.

What does custy look like?!

danceswithvariousthings is a nice lady whose girls wear pink. and she has dogs. (that is you right??) and she said lovely things about me so shes also clearly v clever.

boris is on my payrol (thx!)

oh mrsbadger is v wise. and good at shopping. and housekeepy things. and didnt she make some video on youtube playing a xylophone or glockenspiel at a castle or summat??

crikey, whats gotten into me??