Swagger Inn Thread 142 - in which the holidays are over and we're back to normal perving hours

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Questions:

1. Why doesn't my office look like this?

Hugs for my wifey

Watching GBBO, sniggered at a contestant saying that she liked the flavour of cox

Evening wenches.

Fuck me im knackered.

Sorry to hear about your mum Badderz. But please make sure you're taking care of yourself too.

Poor DS Helen

I'm partway through 3. Not read it for a while though.

I feel like I've been talked at LOUDLY all day at work. I get home and DH was Chatty McChatterson and DS2 was "muuuuuuuummmmmmm". Shuuuuuuutttttt uuuuuupppppppppp!!!!!!!!

DH has gone out and DS2 has done his reading.

I remain cold and cannot wait for bedtime.

Ah GBBO innuendo

for Letus

Thank you
Helen, hope ds feels better...earache is a bitch
Ds2 hasn't even done his reading tonight - just can't be fucked
Dh is out wining and dining
Ds2 is in bed with me
Ds1 is watching the aus tennis final on iplayer

I really want cake now!

Mmmm
Cake...
🍰

That Selasi is quite charming isn't he?

Oh he's very phwooooaaaarrr charming

Selasi and cake - an excellent combination

Sigrid won't stop purring

You say it's Sigrid purring....

I'm watching The Great Pottery Thrown Down. I have an early favourite

Letus

Morning wenchi

Just starting my carb loading for the weekend's sporting endeavours. Just had two croissants and a pain au chocolat. Planning pasta for lunch and a big rice based tea.

Not much to add except cwtches for all migraines, earaches and other troubles.

I would totally do Strike. And even more so Tom Burke Strike in a big coat. I CANNOT WAIT. He's going to be terrific. And we had him first

Enjoy your carbs comtesse 🍝

Pain au chocolate, mmm, yummie

And I agree, I CANNOT WAIT either

What a man!!
❤️💋

I just want to rub myself against him

I want to lick him
And nibble him
And squeeze him
And rub him
....you get the gist
❤️💋

We had him first comtess shock] You missed a very important addition to that statement...
So T-3 days, yes? Is it a local or is MrC taking you away for an energetic weekend of sport Mind you, the Oz definition of 'Local' would be within a 400 mile radius, so it could be both
Speaking of which, 6 Nations starts this weekend - hurrah!!!

Is Elk still in there? FFS...

I'm heading for an early night I think

Oh - no, It's Thursday isn't it. Well, I'm sure Aramis will wake you up when he gets in...

Evenin'

Mmmm...I love it when they ride hard...

How are you all?

I'm rather taken with my new postman I must say....he's a rather fetching combination of Santiago cabrera and aiden turner. I'm planning on getting a lot of parcels delivered over the forseeable

ooh elk - order some cctv & motion activated cameras. Separately, obviously.

And some sort of birding-hide thingy for the garden

And some powerful binoculars

'Night helen