A MASSIVE HELLO to anyone who has the memory of an elephant!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lizzer]

I remember robinw. She was a bit mad, that one.

Someone else with far too much time on their hands!

You know, I don't think I've ever flounced!

Blmey, hello Lizzer!!! I still tell your joke:

A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre

so he gives her one

I did flounce once but it was on a thread with so many other flouncers that no-one noticed. So I snuck back quietly.

Should be a WOMAN walks into etc

I've never flounced either Rhubarb! Beetroot is a really really early Mner I think.

I wonder who the oldest Mumsnetter is? In terms of membership that is!

www - why the picture on your profile? Just peeked and am confused...

Tortoiseshell, look here, it explains

What's with all the pictures anyway?

I like your chair www.

pmsl at WWW. Do you get the joke right when you tell it in real life?!

I very nearly flounced once, very early on, and it was robinw who pushed me (so naturally I have the fondest memories of the dear sweet thing)

Bodkin, who are you?

It's moo, Jan (it's my reaction against all the Daves)

www, rofl laughing at your woman's failure to tell joke correctly, mwaah

(at least you got the punchline right, I never even manage that!!!)

lol www, is your dd as gorgeous as ever?

Rhubs, the chair only makes sense if you look at the OP in the thread I linked to!

Bugsy, I told it this xmas at a xmas do and no-one moved a muscle. AND I got it right that time! I think it works better in written form actually. Plus am crap at jokes.

mwah to you too Janh. I remember Robinw and Jbr too, very bizarre and erm interesting posters. Do you reckon they're still here?

I'm crap at jokes too. It is a female thing, isn't it?

Man walks into a pub. It's an iron pub. Ouch! Oh no, I mean bar. It's an iron bar. Not a pub...

A friend of mine denies it but I think a factor in dumping her bf at the time was the way he told jokes:

"I used to be a werewolf. But now I'm all right" (It really should be But I'm all right nooooooooow)

We love you anyway www

lol vanhorn

Just found eulalia and pupuce back in 2001. Tigermoth is also there with bloss so they must be very early members! Star got all her posts deleted.

Thank you all re my crapness at jokes

And JanH when she just used to be Janh!