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Zombie has her hospital bed so the Phalanx had a sleep over.

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IamtheZombie · 10/01/2017 10:20

They did a very good job of tidying up after themselves. Who knows what they will get up to next though? Why not join us and find out?

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Fiderer · 20/01/2017 15:15

Currywurst it is Grin

Am not looking forward to the discussion with the canteen. One sucks her teeth at me & the other doesn't really understand, nice though she is. I tried to palm it off on the Head & HOY yesterday as they both ate there but they wimped out. Fid can sort it. Gits.

whitehandledkitchenknife · 20/01/2017 15:22

Hope you're settled in Zombie all comfy and cosy. Sending v.gentle hugs and hand strokes.

AcrossthePond55 · 20/01/2017 16:18

Just thinking about Fasching Fest gives me a hangover!

Milliways · 20/01/2017 16:36

So glad you got your bed, hope it's comfy and that you have a lovely room with a view.

Somerville · 20/01/2017 16:39

Yes, hope you've arrived safely and that the journey hasn't taken too much out of you, Zombie.

HerRoyalFattyness · 20/01/2017 16:40

Hope you're settled OK zombie
I imagine it will be quite strange. I always feel strange if I'm not at home

UnbornMortificado · 20/01/2017 17:07

Zombie hope you settled and comfy Flowers

I started my training today it was mostly what not to do. An example (which really happened) was a couple of carers discussing their sex life in front of a client Sad

I can't believe people need to be told that, that is not acceptable.

HerRoyalFattyness · 20/01/2017 17:20

unborn I have a friend who had a carer try to discuss my friends sex life! As if it's any of her business! It's shocking how idiotic some people can be.

bookbook · 20/01/2017 17:34

I have never actually eaten a Berliner from Waitrose. for those desperate Chocolate berliner HERE
I bet the kids voted for pizza Fids Grin

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 20/01/2017 18:07

Ooh, that was quick Zomb, so pleased.

Hope you're all settled in now, and you've been too busy to watch Trump speech!

I'd avoid at all costs if I were you.

You lot can have all my pork pies but I might be tempted to the odd sausage Grin

HerRoyalFattyness · 20/01/2017 18:09

Ooh sausages. I have some in the fridge. They were meant to be the kids ready but they weren't hungry so they picked at fruit and toast.

I might go make sausage butties.

HerRoyalFattyness · 20/01/2017 18:11

The kids tea that should say

HerRoyalFattyness · 20/01/2017 19:04

For fucks sake.

I'm going to go stay in the hospice with zombie someone else can take care of the kids
I decided to make the kids sausage butties. Turned the grill on but it was smelling a bit wiffy so decided to do sausages in the oven and clean the grill. Put the hot tray on the side and said don't touch that it's hot. Turned around to put sausages in the oven and my 3 year old daughter yelps. She touched it. Then my 8 year old touched it too. Argh. Luckily they're not seriously injured. Just a bit red and sore.

PotOfYoghurt · 20/01/2017 19:13

Hooray for a hospice bed! Hope they get that pain sorted out for you quickly!

UnbornMortificado · 20/01/2017 19:20

Fatty my DD did that. She was two, grabbed the grill to get her fishfingers.

She was my PFB so rushed her to urgent care Blush

fruitbats · 20/01/2017 19:21

Hi Zombie. I hope you are comfortably ensconced. I also hope that once the pain is controlled, the steroids kick in and you get your appetite back, you can build your strength back up. Thanks
I would also like to send a card if Z is up for it.

MrsMozart · 20/01/2017 19:57

So glad you're safely snuggled Z. Huge and gentle hugs xxx

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 20/01/2017 19:59

Hospice ho!

So pleased. It's 8pm where you are, hope they have you tucked up, drugged up and well fed and cosy.

StealthPolarBear · 20/01/2017 20:54

Hope you are settled in and comfy x

TheoriginalLEM · 20/01/2017 21:15

Here's hoping you are settled and being spoilt a little bit. xx

Susiesoap7 · 20/01/2017 21:19

Hope you have peaceful sleep zombie. Don't forget we , the phalanx, are sitting closely together under the bed looking after you. Night night god bless xx 😘

Wolfiefan · 20/01/2017 21:22

Sleep tight lovely Zombie.

startingtheengine · 20/01/2017 21:22

I'm pleased to see you've got a bed so quickly. Let them look after you so you can get your strength back. I hope you have a restful and pain free night. Although I always find the first night somewhere other than home quite unsettling.

Now did someone say beer?

Allalonenow · 20/01/2017 21:24

Zombie Hope you are snuggled up and comfortable, maybe even eaten something, tomorrow will be a brighter day sweetie. Sleep tight.

Fatty You must feel as though the Fates are against you just now, but KOKO. Here's to a brighter future for you and your children! Wine

Fid It always makes me smile to see the hard Brit blokes in board shorts in the sauna in Germany and Holland. Grin

OhTheRoses · 20/01/2017 21:28

I imagine you are absolutely poleaxed zombie after what will have been a draining day, albeit one from which you will reap the benefits. ))))z((((