Swagger In Thread 139 - Yesterday was Halloween, Team A agree that this man can give them the willies any time he likes

[FancyFancy]

No scary pics in this post - just Aramis, who's so hot it must be sorcery

The other cat has now vommed on the freshly-washed carpet too. It's all a conspiracy - bastard cats are in league with Vax to make me buy more carpet washing solution.

I would worry that they're reacting to the carpet shampoo, but they've never done that in the past

Oh - Comtess here I am in my dungarees with some friends, sorting out that tree...

Thanks wenches

Wicked I get what you mean. I can't stand FB, unfortunately family, uni friends and the world and his wife seem to be on it.

What I really don't get is the notifications and what shows up in your newsfeed. I often don't see stuff DrIssy or others have posted for up to a day after they posted it (or sometimes ever unless I go directly to their FB wall), and instead I see the same stuff over and over again. There doesn't seem to be anyway to filter it to show groups of friends or set rules about always update me when this person posts or don't update me when there are comments.

Admittedly I turned off the automatic pings on my phone on messenger as that just gets annoying when a topic takes off but it does mean I have to make an effort to check it at the top level otherwise I don't see all the conversations.

Why can't it be more simple?

Bloody freezing here as well (gone out to a cafe for a cheese radiator as sometimes it what you need in this weather )

A cheese radiator?

FB is good for keeping in superficial touch with people you don't see much of. But otherwise it's just random. Especially the newsfeed.

I ought to get some lunch too... Though not a radiator. Maybe a toastie. Or eggy fried bread.

Hi issy!
Blimey it's cold out there today wenches!
Helen...just kill them. Seriously. Nice humane smack on The head 😉
^
Joke! 😊
I can feel a really shifty week coming on wenches....and dentist lAter!
< cries>
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Sorry Helen (and anyone else who was put off by the thought if a cheese radiator), bleeding predictive text. Toast or is what I went for, and bloody good it was too

I've cancelled the dentists - I can't breathe through my nose ATM
I'm feeling quite fed up today

Issy Your phone gets 'A' for effort, but 'F' for effect on the predictive text front. Are you having to re-train it like Comtess has had to?
(I had eggy bread with cheese on top)

Helen...just kill them
Ah! the cats. Yes, I see where you're coming from Badders But nope. It's a lovely excuse to use my new carpet cleaner DemonFromHell (Or that's what the cats think it is.)

And Santi has received the book that the Musketeers group on FB did for his birthday. Or I assume it was them - I lose track to be honest. But baby Santi is squeaking away in the background.

Badders and drugs!

Oh issy you've reminded me I can take more drugs now!!
😊💞

Omg now tv is fucking about
Grrrr

Evening wenches. Have RBNRM - I just have the impression that I need to kick the living shit out of people who are pissing off wenches, germs that are making wenches feel shit, and Facebook - I can share something and out of two people I work with one will get it on their newsfeed straight away but it doesn't show on the other's for hours.

There was also something about a cheese radiator and a picture of some minions.

Had a shocker of a morning before leaving with DS2 but he seems to be okay now.

Off to exerciseclass soon.

for LetUs for shocker of a morning and also crappy yesterday.

Fancy - I think a cheese radiator might get just a bit on the smelly side maybe it's a type of Raclette grill?

Badders "Just Say No!"

I bet Gibbs would like it too

Right - "cheese radiator" has officially entered the wench lexicon!

But I like drugs.
They are ace 🙌

I was thinking the exact thing Fancy Phwoooaaar Letus

I love drugs too Bads

And for Letus for crappy morning.

I've been thinking....
You know if I had another baby that was a boy I would call him Conan
Not that I will ever have another baby not unless sperm can get through a sash window

A sash window badders? - please tell me that's a new euphemism for a form of barrier contraception?

Never thought I'd say it, but I feel better after that hour's exercise!

Am still willing to kick the living shit out anyone the wenches would care to suggest. I'm still in my lycra leggings and top

Boggling at the sash window as contraception. Unless the window is slammed downwards, although that may produce more of a guillotine effect.

Letus you saucepot

Ooh, I never had biscuit spread, thanks Fancy