husbands ringing up when away

[codswallop]

is there a rule that

1. you have to ring at bathtime
2. you have to have no news 3.you have to feel sorry for yourself in the usa for a week (!)?
3. you have to be all drippy about he kids when your wife tlels you of any naughtiness

is there
well?

Ill cerify you ovet the internet shall I ?

" this is a true likeness of a mad 30 year old mother and her two naught y boys"

off to scoff
later

I don't need certifying as it's a renewal . I simply need certifying after my trip to get photos. DSs needs doing but DH works in an office full of "professionals"

Don't forget "Of course, I've never actually seen her and she could really be a 45 year old trucker but hey, who's checking?"

you need certiying anyway after what the chemist told me

What about coming home complaining about not being able to sleep because of uncomfortable hotel bed - try breastfeeding a 3 week old.... Or even sharing a bed with someone who is breastfeeding a 3 week old and leaving the ear plugs out ....