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ow do you sluice poo?

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codswallop · 09/06/2004 15:00

ds2 has just " followed through2 big time

what do you do with liquid poo all over the place/
Int he end I got a hand washing bucket and rinsed it though in our garage sink which I will now dis infect

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codswallop · 09/06/2004 17:27

hmm my white flaccid arse

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dinosaur · 09/06/2004 17:27

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Blu · 09/06/2004 17:31

The only really messy disaster of DS's recent toilet training has been his attempt to wipe his own bottom with toilet roll - which is just out of reach - without calling for me...

Blu · 09/06/2004 17:32

She'll probably sell it to JMG, from what I've been reading on the Chat threads!

dinosaur · 09/06/2004 17:33

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lou33 · 09/06/2004 17:35

I will put it under my microscope for lab analysis and posta full report.

Blu · 09/06/2004 17:35

Well, I peeked my head in but you're right, it's frightening, very very frightening and I didn't dare go further!
(and my typing isn't quick enough)

lou33 · 09/06/2004 17:35

Whatever do you mean Blu?!!!

Blu · 09/06/2004 17:38

Wobblyknicks extolling your status as Dominatrix Regina for starters...and the effect you aer having on jmg's hard drive!

Blu · 09/06/2004 17:38

Yes, and perhaps jmg's hard drive should go under the same microscope!

Bunglie · 09/06/2004 17:38

I can't wait for the 'report' on codswallops underfarments. I think if she does not send them to lou33 I will have to write to a higher authority!!!!! An independant enquirey might be required. Are you ready for this cody?

Bunglie · 09/06/2004 17:39

Sorry freudian slip there that should be undergarments!

lou33 · 09/06/2004 17:41

I think you are confusing jmg's hard drive with a.n.other! Also think wk was slightly disappointed I didn't turn up in a leather mini and thigh high boots, twirling a pair of handcuffs while brandishing a whip. I did have my kids with me though. Dd1 is already becoming embarrassed by some of my clothes, which is quite amusing.

lou33 · 09/06/2004 17:41

Coddy, should I enlarge my letterbox in anticipation of receiving your bloomers?

Blu · 09/06/2004 17:44

But you could still sell Coddy's used drawers couldn't you? I hear there's quite a market for such things.

dinosaur · 09/06/2004 17:45

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lou33 · 09/06/2004 17:47

I hear Japan is a good place for that Blu.

Will get chisel out ready Dino. Have contacted you through mn btw.

Blu · 09/06/2004 17:49

We could all do it to raise money for MN.

lou33 · 09/06/2004 17:50

Yes everyone could send a pair of shitty pants to coddy. I would of course say they were from someone else.

dinosaur · 09/06/2004 17:50

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Bunglie · 09/06/2004 17:50

Isn't there a law about sending 'ofensive' material in the post? Perhaps a courier service would be better. Cody's knickers whizzing there way through the trafic, on a motorcycle drivn by a really dishy bloke! hmmm sorry going off at a tanget here, need a wet one

lou33 · 09/06/2004 17:53

Am getting loads of offensive material in the post all the time while these elections are going on, with all their empty promises. Can we do something about that?

dinosaur · 09/06/2004 17:54

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lou33 · 09/06/2004 17:55

I like the idea of coddy being the pant sorter myself.