ow do you sluice poo?

[codswallop]

ds2 has just " followed through2 big time

what do you do with liquid poo all over the place/
Int he end I got a hand washing bucket and rinsed it though in our garage sink which I will now dis infect

do you mean getting it off the clothes? my dd puked up on a 6 hr journey in hot weather the other day and I couldnt face washing her clothes so I chucked them in the bin. If you pout them in the wash it still has bits of carrot stuck to it afterwards

well yes - cant put the whols shit int he machine

I rinse anything like that out in the bidet first

Hold it in the toilet and flush!

rinse in sink then disinfect sink. gross.

I'm jealous, I WANT A BIDET!
First get solid stuff down loo, then hold in a very fast running COLD (hot water sets proteins) tap and pray that the plughole does not block up. If it does plead ignorance until dh comes home and he can use his fingers to clear it. Then pop them in a bucket with a bit of disinfectant, (napisan is better) and a tiny drop of bleach topped up with COLD water to soak, and you can then add then to your normal wash when you do it. My Hubby did not ever complain about lumps of 'poo' over his shirt, but never found out what the 'icky ' stuff was that would block the plughole. Does that make me a bit wicked

Bidets are a waste of time really - except posyt natally
for a) stitches and b) bathing babies

We installed a bidet in the house we bought initially to let out - whilst we lived in a school house - and I can safely say it's been used for nothing else for six years now than to accomodate bath toys.

Ohh and that too!

How COULD I forgett hat one

Ds2 uses it to wash his hands in as he can't reach the sink. Good toy holder I agree.

I always wonder how anyone is incapable of wiping their arse properly anyway if they are not children.

no one i nn m yhouse seems to manage

Do you have a dirty backside then Coddy?

I am the notable exception

I use those baby wet ones, they work wonders for the clingy bits without pulling out the hairs.....ah! am I really going to post this!

ok ba by need nappies
ds2 and 3 are boys ( hence incapable of wiping) dh leaves skiderros everywhere

obv hispanic for skid marks

yes I try to get hem but hey do surreptitious poos!

i reckon i'll still be buying kandoo wipes when they've left home. ds AND DH use them

( and I do when loo roll has been shoved down loo by ds3)

Try 'Monkey' wipes, they fit in the smart refillable Kandoo box but are half the price and bigger. You can get them from Wilkinsons!

You need a bidet Bunglie . Coddy I think we need photographic evidence to prove this point about your cleanliness.