say somethign poncy about yourself - go on

[FluffyMummy123]

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Which is the snobbiest university in London?

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I don't do instant tea or coffee.
I regularly have smoked salmon sarnies for lunch (although I did say sarnie so not sure if that counts).
I only use elemis skincare products.
When I asked ds (2.5) what he fancied for tea he asked for chick pea curry .

is it poncey not to swear?

Today I returned some clothes lent by nursery when DS wet himself. 1st bag I grabbed to put them in was Tesco. I put it back and rummaged around until I found an Ocado bag.

I was so left wing I glowed in the dark, was feminist and Welsh. I ticked lots of their minority boxes.

nvere managed the lesbian one, just too darned het!

Oh, I had tea with a millionaire last weekend!

I fed him ham and cheese sandwiches and left over frozen nibbles from xmas.....which must have been a bit of a culture shock for him

My older boys won't eat anything from fast food places, and my youngest asks for sushi as an after school snack.

AND our local 'drop in and get some milk on the way home' shop is supplier of seafood/fish/meat to poncey restaurateurs like Heston Blumenthal.

I drink jasmine green tea.
Won't set foot in a public swimming pool (or allow the dcs in)
Never ever get water on my face.

I will only buy white loo roll - and I don't call it toilet tissue

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I believe moggeling is v low brow

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dh calls it The Lavatory

turq ready for a sedate breaststroke, head rearing out like Nessie

(actually I meant I never wash my face with water).

I know I am a ponce as I was told I am, when I asked the barman to clear some 'deris' off a chair before I sat on it in a public house. In the course of doing so he grunted under his proletarian breath "feckin' ponce.."....I replied loudly, "I know".

I also INSIST people drink lager from glasses rather than from the bottle, I specialise in expensive moisturisers, have the baked beans beside the toast, not on it......and only wipe boggies on surfaces where they will not be found until they are completly dried out. See?

I have had luch with the queen on the royal yacht Britania xx(ooh maybe thats not poncy enough!)

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maybe if you spelt "lunch" and "britannia" right we'd be more impressed

wot no racehorse mention yet PPH?

oh forgot about the racehorse...
where to start, where to start, that is the thing

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