Swagger Inn Thread 119 - Ding dong merrily on high, the Musketeers are waiting

[SnowballRoastingOnAMusketeer]

Get your wench on

Morning wenches. Trying to join in Madame's new game and still trawling the interweb for a pic of Santi's arse. Not happening. Feck.
Now have to leave my selfless mission to get myself tarted up to meet friends for lunch.
Another lovely day for me

I know fluff!!! I spent ages looking and nada. All pix of him seem to be from front on.

Ds wants pizza.
He may be feeling better :)
Mum has said she will take ds2 to school each day - it's just up the road for her house.
Hmmmm.

Doooo it bads!!! Sounds like a great PT job option for you.

Dog - arse or no arse?

Well...haven't been asked for interview yet!:)
Yeah.
If I get an interview I will go.

#wenchpower

I remember that hideous picture with a strategic towel - I'm not looking thanks very much Madame .

In other news, round 1 of the ProjectIShouldn'tHaveTakenOn is done - hurrah!!!! Now I just need to catch up with the other that are building up their own little backlogs and email mountains...

I also need to get out of PJs and eat some lunch. Plus go to shops for Secret Santa, Dr for travel jabs and School for pick-up and then back again DS play.

Afternoon wenches! Arf at Fluff's initiation into the thread cock-up wenchdom and solo rewatch commentary.

Arses did you say? Here's a nice one. Uhtred!

Hope you get the interview Badders.

We shall see.
I can't even remember applying for it :)
I will let you know if I get an interview.
Helen...sounds like a good day!
I might take ds1 to dr tomorrow if he is still in pain - it's possible he may have what ds2 has last week...ffs.

Oooooh uthred you sexy MF

Uhthred has an arse.

Doooo iittttt badders

Might be nice for your mum too - a bit of company each day, but with it being temporary she wouldn't have to commit to it for ever.

helen I'm disappointed - surely looking for arse pics is more important than everything else on your to-do list?

Hope you're enjoying lunch fluffy

I might have to watch that ep again.
For research purposes, you understand...

Well it seems Hugo was in a 'raunchy BBC4' adaptation of Fanny Hill, but could I find any arse pics? Could I fuck

I have just googled 'Uthred shags Iseult' in a bid to bring the Tavern his arse in action. Let's just say - YES.

Oh, I couldn't find it but I suggest you locate iPlayer and fast forward.

In leiu of bums I give you chests.

Well I have ironing to do so need something entertaining to watch anne, thanks for the tip

Hello lovelies!

Here's a gift for you all... Combining Musketeer apparent hotness with the charm of a firefighter...

Lovely lunch thank you Fancy
The Tav is brilliant. If I had ever fucked anything up as completely as I did the new thread/solo rewatch fiasco I would have been fired, but in here I have had nothing but compliments and seem to have attained celebrity status

I know.
The tav is my spiritual home :)
Ds1 is watching a bridge too far. So that's nice and cheery

Another neighbour has put a card through the letterbox.
Fuckers.

Elliott Gould is just building a Bailey bridge and smoking a cigar.
Antony Hopkins is being very stiff upper lip about it all.