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Swagger Inn Thread 119 - Ding dong merrily on high, the Musketeers are waiting

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SnowballRoastingOnAMusketeer · 13/12/2015 20:02

Get your wench on

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BangDogMerrilyOnHigh · 13/12/2015 22:11

Yes I have confused everyone with my festive name!

Aramis, I think you were suppposed to say 'and neither do I'

RingOutSolsticeHelsBells · 13/12/2015 22:11

My duty is clear I must shag Aramis again Grin
Ha - assertive Queenie.

BangDogMerrilyOnHigh · 13/12/2015 22:12

I bet they would too sparks

SnowballRoastingOnAMusketeer · 13/12/2015 22:12

Oh bless, they're trying to work stuff out

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BangDogMerrilyOnHigh · 13/12/2015 22:12

Oh FRO Rochefort with your stack heels you pathetic little man

BangDogMerrilyOnHigh · 13/12/2015 22:13

Mmm Trev looks Faf there

RingOutSolsticeHelsBells · 13/12/2015 22:14

Yes - Aramis is very good at not providing quite the right response.
Margarine: "I love you"
Aramis "I'm very fond of you"
Hmm

It's a bit late for prayers Margarine - he's a loon and you're doomed. You've turned into a wibbling mess my dear. That's what you've become.

Trev tries to snog the Nun... sort of. Love her understated reply.

BangDogMerrilyOnHigh · 13/12/2015 22:14

They all do (except Porthos. Soz again Norflops)

SnowballRoastingOnAMusketeer · 13/12/2015 22:15

I'm afraid God isn't going to help Marge

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ChevreuseRoastedByAnOpenFire · 13/12/2015 22:15

BAHAHAHAHA!!!! At multiple new thread cock ups and fluffs touching solo rewatch before she realised where the fuck everyone else was.

fluff, you are truly one of us now. Grin

BangDogMerrilyOnHigh · 13/12/2015 22:15

I would so love Trev to have snogged the nun Grin

RingOutSolsticeHelsBells · 13/12/2015 22:16

and off goes Porthos.

46 minutes in Madame Grin

SnowballRoastingOnAMusketeer · 13/12/2015 22:17

I did warn everyone that I'm incompetent

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SantisLittleHelper · 13/12/2015 22:17

Ohhhh Lemay. If only you could return in S3 Sad

ChevreuseRoastedByAnOpenFire · 13/12/2015 22:17

helen LOVED the "google-translated from czech to totally bloody incomprehensible" article btw Grin

RingOutSolsticeHelsBells · 13/12/2015 22:18

Bye-bye Dr le May we loved having you but if Connie won't confess then you're for the chop.

BangDogMerrilyOnHigh · 13/12/2015 22:18

I think the nun would've liked it too!

RingOutSolsticeHelsBells · 13/12/2015 22:19

I was wonderfully cliched Madame - like those emails showing wierd translations on foreign signs 'tootle your horn' etc.

Maybe S2 could turn out to all be Constance's bad dream and Dr le May is still alive? Or not. Grin

BangDogMerrilyOnHigh · 13/12/2015 22:20

Real life eh madame? What a bugger

RingOutSolsticeHelsBells · 13/12/2015 22:20

'I'?
'IT was cliched' FFS, FMTyping and slightly dodgy keyboard. Though that's not to say that I'm not a cliche either.

SnowballRoastingOnAMusketeer · 13/12/2015 22:20

She could just close her eyes of course...

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RingOutSolsticeHelsBells · 13/12/2015 22:22

Love bemused Queenie - but giving Aramis the side-eyes at the "your musketeer" reference wasn't very subtle.

BangDogMerrilyOnHigh · 13/12/2015 22:22

Yellow card for fluffy

Poor Dr Lemay

SnowballRoastingOnAMusketeer · 13/12/2015 22:22

There is no subtle

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RingOutSolsticeHelsBells · 13/12/2015 22:22

Fluff are we talking about Connie or the Nun closing her eyes?

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