Swagger Inn Thread 119 - Ding dong merrily on high, the Musketeers are waiting

[SnowballRoastingOnAMusketeer]

Get your wench on

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Yes I have confused everyone with my festive name!

Aramis, I think you were suppposed to say 'and neither do I'

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

My duty is clear I must shag Aramis again
Ha - assertive Queenie.

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

I bet they would too sparks

[SnowballRoastingOnAMusketeer]

Oh bless, they're trying to work stuff out

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Oh FRO Rochefort with your stack heels you pathetic little man

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Mmm Trev looks Faf there

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

Yes - Aramis is very good at not providing quite the right response.
Margarine: "I love you"
Aramis "I'm very fond of you"


It's a bit late for prayers Margarine - he's a loon and you're doomed. You've turned into a wibbling mess my dear. That's what you've become.

Trev tries to snog the Nun... sort of. Love her understated reply.

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

They all do (except Porthos. Soz again Norflops)

[SnowballRoastingOnAMusketeer]

I'm afraid God isn't going to help Marge

[ChevreuseRoastedByAnOpenFire]

BAHAHAHAHA!!!! At multiple new thread cock ups and fluffs touching solo rewatch before she realised where the fuck everyone else was.

fluff, you are truly one of us now.

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

I would so love Trev to have snogged the nun

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

and off goes Porthos.

46 minutes in Madame

[SnowballRoastingOnAMusketeer]

I did warn everyone that I'm incompetent

[SantisLittleHelper]

Ohhhh Lemay. If only you could return in S3

[ChevreuseRoastedByAnOpenFire]

helen LOVED the "google-translated from czech to totally bloody incomprehensible" article btw

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

Bye-bye Dr le May we loved having you but if Connie won't confess then you're for the chop.

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

I think the nun would've liked it too!

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

I was wonderfully cliched Madame - like those emails showing wierd translations on foreign signs 'tootle your horn' etc.

Maybe S2 could turn out to all be Constance's bad dream and Dr le May is still alive? Or not.

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Real life eh madame? What a bugger

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

'I'?
'IT was cliched' FFS, FMTyping and slightly dodgy keyboard. Though that's not to say that I'm not a cliche either.

[SnowballRoastingOnAMusketeer]

She could just close her eyes of course...

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

Love bemused Queenie - but giving Aramis the side-eyes at the "your musketeer" reference wasn't very subtle.

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Yellow card for fluffy

Poor Dr Lemay

[SnowballRoastingOnAMusketeer]

There is no subtle

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

Fluff are we talking about Connie or the Nun closing her eyes?