Morning another 4am start, this time because the evil little flea ridden, boot pissing, hair ball vomming scrote jumped on babyelk and woke her up. Had two extras for a last minute sleepover last night as their mum has proper flu, so they woke up excited and chatty just as I got her back to sleep, then just as I'd her off again MrElk woke in a loud panic - which he always does for some ungodly fucking reason - and woke her up again. So I gave up and cleaned the kitchen instead.
Excellent Christmas carols ladies, I'd feel a little bit festive if I could keep eyes open.....zzzzzzzz