Swagger Inn Thread 119 - Ding dong merrily on high, the Musketeers are waiting

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Get your wench on

Glad you all had a nice meet up in London.

Mr C out at a Christmas 'do' so have been wrapping and organising tonight. Some progress made. Thank fuck.

Good luck with the packing and stuff Tart. Know where the kettle and prosecco are. #ComtessTopTips

Good advice there comtess. I would add - eat out on your first night and first thing to do in your new house is to program your heating & hot water.

Am now up to date with Homeland, such a lack of pretty I am starting to fancy (nto) Ivan . My fave person is Astrid - hope Quinn ends up with her rather than Carrie. Better still would be his large landlady from last series - it wouldn't have taken 9 days for her to start looking for him.

Just don't put the prosecco in the kettle Tart, that's a waste of good prosecco is that.

I wasn't joking about the toothpaste.....

or the heavenly smell

Glad to hear you've finally made some progress with organising Comtess.... capitalise on that MrC free time, before he gets home and bends you over the maiden

Fancy

Agree ref Astrid also my fave.

Ivan though.... Um. No. That's a definate no.

Home again, home again, jiggety jog...

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. I have not RTFT and I'm not going to tonight. Fab mini-meet with Anne and Fancy, especially thanks to Fancy for steering me into the right tube station and towards the right platform. #ConfusedWench

Someone winch me up into the hayloft? Or just dump me on the chaise... On second thoughts, to the chaise - I don't remember the last time we cleaned it. Hayloft please - there must be a HBF able to sling me over their shoulder and carry me up there....

elk

Didn't think I'd have any competition comtess!

At least he had the courtesy to have a good brush before he went out Elk, I do like that.

Planning on being in bed asleep by time Mr C returns.... Just in case.

I'm a bit excited about tomorrow - off to see Star Wars en famille straight after work. Booked the tickets ages ago, all together again, it's an 'all for one' moment. Ridiculously over emotional this week about having all boys back at home for Christmas. Cried this afternoon at pic of twins which friend texted me from when they were sheep in their school play when they were about 6. Proper sobbing. Get a grip woman!!!!!

Strewth.....

Fucking hell he is looking good there. Oof.

Isn't he just. It's Paris Tom, but in the CCC. Rings all the bells.

Ding dong indeed

Oooh comtesse Im going to see it tomorrow avo too! Am ridiculously excited. Hope you have a great time with all your boys.

Glad you had a good one ladies.

You're welcome helen, glad you're home safely.

Hope all Star Wars wenches have a good time tomorrow - are we going to need a new cupboard for that?

You do know it's Thursday don't you?

Fecksake....FB, Twatter, here......what am I doing, I've been awake since 4am. Go the Fuck to Bed Elk!

4am elk - did BabyElk keep you awake?

Morning.
Won't be about much as mum was rushed into hospital yesterday.
They think her femoral graft has got a blockage...could be potentially very bad :(
I was there all day yesterday and am going back this afternoon.
She had an emergency mra scan yesterday afternoon so we will get the results today.
So, if I don't get back before xmas, have a lovely time wenches.
Ilya x

Ooooh today's one is good. Brilliant editing. 18

Hope your Mum's OK Baddz. x

Morning fuckersz!

Take care baddersz I hope all is well and that we see you very soon.

Oh no bads. Hope she is OK. Thinking of you all

Morning - nice way to start the day sparks

badders, hope it goes well for your mum today

Oh Badders that sounds awful.

Comtesse - because I have been off work for four weeks and DH doesn't usually start work until later in the day and the DC are at school ....

I need wench mojo for my second job interview for a role that I would quite like.

I will be back.

Morning all. Just placematting again because I keep getting chucked off Threads I'm On. I do RTFT daily!!! Thinking of you all.