Swagger Inn Thread 119 - Ding dong merrily on high, the Musketeers are waiting

[SnowballRoastingOnAMusketeer]

Get your wench on

And I can't believe ...... I didn't comment on elk saying the muse may have returned to her. Fab news elk, we're looking forward to reading the results.

Calling comtess, COMTESS!!!!
Latest Bespoke podcast from R5 was a Geraint Thomas special. Legend

You picked two good Aramis eps there badders, and with your Lancelot admission, you're not on the turn are you?

Well.
Therein lies a story bangdog!
When the thread was opened by the much loved and much missed malc my stated boffing order was thus;
Aramis (!)
Athos
Porthos
Dog

After the second episode I transferred my affections to athos and there they have remained but I must admit to fancying aramis rotten.

Dog came on in leaps and bounds in series 2 so I look forward to what series 3 will bring

Porthos is the only one who hasn't really evolved as a character tbh although I do still fancy him.

Let's face it....Id do em all.
Twice.

Badds I'm glad you said that b/c I was just about to for you.

I'm so glad we can all freely admit to sluttage tendencies.

The eyebrows are frigging HOT DAMN.

But athos first....:)

Ahem Badders I think you forgot someone from your list... 😱

Nope.
Definitely not.
Oh! Hang on! Of course!
Bonnaire!
Thanks for reminding me liv X

Badders 😱😱 How can you be sad about Malc when you have forgotten her one rule - you must fancy Capaldi as much as she did but not fancy him at all 😆

Oh Fancy it was surely the second one. I've gone weak at the knickers.
Sluts, the lot of you! Sluts I say. Must be why I feel so at home
Cheer up Badders and think about your boff list. You surely don't still have Porthos above Dog do you? And where does Trev feature? Porthos isn't even on my list. Along with anyone elderly or infirm. Like PC.

Oh now I know you can't resist the thighs of sexiness

Jesus.
He looks like my Fil on holiday in Italy circa 1996
Her PC love was the only thing malc and I disagreed about
Our wedding would have been magical

Trev has never been in my list.
The dog/Porthos list placement question is a good one but not one I can answer til I've seen series 3.
Ds2 is sitting watching tv in his crown he made at his Xmas party today :)

Show me some thighs of sexiness instead if a pic of your grangdad Liv and I'll see if I can resist them

To give you a bit if a clue re sexy thighs, this is the kind of thing...

^Let's face it....Id do em all.
Twice.^
Ah, spoken like a true wench badders

Yes I think it was the second one fluffy - the way his eyes are looking me something up & down - oofffttt.

Mmmmmm thighs.......

My 'journey was/is very similar to Badders.
Aramis, but after ep2, switched to Athos. Still think Aramis is faf. And Dog developed in s1 and even more in s2. He is getting better and better. And yes I'd do Ryan gage as Kingy. And Vargas.
Not Porthos or PC though, sorry.

I'm getting you lot a mass visit to Specsavers for Christmas!

Thighs !!!!
Like fancy, I do like a good pair of muscly thighs.

I might have been googling cyclists thighs for a few minutes obs.

I have been doing the wrong job all my life

I have not changed my order:
Aramis

Dog (quite a way behind)
Trev (getting closer & closer to 2nd place)

Athos. If I had to

Porthos. Nope

The Cardinal. Never. Just never

I think I'd do Ryan Gage, just not as the King!

Sometimes I forget that not everyone has the same level of sophisticated taste as I do 😆

Nope.
Couldn't do Ryan.
Lovey chap, but he has horse teeth
I could do trev at a push
Would do marsac. Deffo.
And Lemay.
If I squinted a lot, I'd do the duke of savoy too.
Basically, all of them EXCEPT PC, Kingy and rochefort.

I would do Rochefort, Lemay, Vadim, Duke of Savoy, Trev, Marsac...

The only ones I wouldn't do are Athos, Porthos and Aramis 😆