Swagger Inn Thread 118 - Santa baby, I've been an awfully bad girl, can I please have a Musketeer in my Stocking--s--

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Mistletoe at the ready wenches .....

Thanks, fancy. . Not in a good way.

Morning wenches. For all of you who are feeling under the weather (self-inflicted or otherwise) I give you.......

May you dutifully bag
An hbf ye wenches
Maybe you beautifully shag
Their brains out on the benches

No need to thank me, really

Hope all wenches are feeling ok this morning?
Ds seems ok but had a temp again last night.
I am ignoring the ulcer and trying to ignore the whole world falling out of my uterus.
Really hope ds is at school next week as this week feels like its lasted a year

Deck.....

And in case that's not quite enough for you (you know who you are) (Fancy) here's one more
I love Tart even more than I did for sending them to me this morning.
Happy happy day

Oooooh no
I'm not loving the moustache
I've just bought the boys a lightsaber. Being stuck at home is dangerous. I go on the internet too much

Morning all. Today I have bought food and sprayed the wreath from two years ago (it was real then and is dead now, but structurally fine). It is now tasteful gold.

And so... yep. Work

Keep them coming MoreLike

Snogs fluff - love you too

Morning.
Love haydees ditties.
badders Do you have the twitch? Which lightsaber?
hels that reminds me, I must find the wreath.

I'm at home with BM and Mr Mouse has gone out. He'll pick up TM and have a meeting with TMs educational psychologist. BM has a runny nose and is being clingy and demanding today.

It's the one with the different handles that you can customise
They I will love it!
Sorry bm is poorly. I'm going stir crazy shut up at home with ds
Dh is home early today so I'm going to go out and get some fresh air.

Thank you helen
That sounds great badders

I can't do housework around bm either as he's one of those types that you turn your back on for 10 seconds and he's caused chaos behind you.
I'm feeling a bit homesick and trying failing to find Indian ingredients in northern Ireland. I searched for okra on asdas website and it corrected it to kia ora.

and for wifey

Thank you Helen.
Much appreciated.
Thanks wicked.
Mouse...It's ace. Very £ though

Thanks for the paracetamol and santi everyone...now reviving over fish, chips and snickers.

mouse for okra / kia ora provincial supermarket fail. I love okra.

Badders that sounds horrible for you.

Thank you snowball! (Snowball is fluff, right?)

and and to all ill wenches and wenches with sick mini-wenches.

Also above should be "may you beautifully shag" not "maybe you beautifully shag", which makes no sense and doesn't scan.

Oh God, fish chips and snickers would be so nice!

I am being spectacularly unproductive today. This is not good.

Is okra not just a normal vegetable though? I too love okra.

Fluff - I am loving your Father Vega love. My favourite is this one. Grubby and moody.

Morelike - you deserve your own post for me to congratulate you on your carols. They are brilliant and I thank you for my mention.

Not in northern Ireland it seems. I might have to make a trip to the giant Indian supermarket on Ormeau road in Belfast. They used to sell paneer on asda but not any more. I've made murg saag curry instead.

I've just got off the phone with Mr Mouse who has just seen TMs principal and main carer at the nursery. Tm is extremely advanced in every other respect apart from being non verbal. So it looks like we'll need two options in place, a mainstream school if he's talking by September, the SEN school if he's not.

Or murg saag curry! I always get food obsessed with hangovers!