Swagger Inn Thread 118 - Santa baby, I've been an awfully bad girl, can I please have a Musketeer in my Stocking--s--

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Mistletoe at the ready wenches .....

That fucking scarf is really in the way

Erm helen - my Tunnocks are the caramel wafers, sorry.

comtess, if it makes you feel better I haven't written any cards either. I have bought them, but that's it. I can't even do them on Saturday Still free sausages, mustn't grumble. With my sausages & your bonus eggs, we could do sausage & fried egg butties

'S ok Fancy. Mine are Tea Cakes, I brought them with me just in case you'd ordered the wrong sort of Tunnocks.

We have another friend staying this weekend. I figure it is more sociable to be writing Xmas cards while he's here than being plugged into the computer working...

You are well prepared helen. I find the caramel wafers get crumbs everywhere, so tonight I shall be hoovering crumbs up from Aramis's naked torso (no actual hoover will be involved obv.)

Ooh yes Sausage and egg butties. LUSH.

Great! I'll put you down on the 'oh fucking hell, why aren't we organised, why every year does it go like this' list Fancy. Feeling much better now.

Wicked yes the trousers are very suggestive aren't they? This is definitely a bloke you could have amazing (almost) fully dressed sex with. Possibly over a desk. Possibly in a cupboard. Possibly just outside the French doors of the Ballroom you're in. Though it's a bit nippy in St Petersburg isn't it so maybe inside is a better idea.

Evening Tav.

My, it's looking pretty in here. I am literally crying as I must be the only Team A member not to have orgasmed over a priest seen Fr Vega now

Tart I am so YAY for your news. And so so relieved for your poor DH. All that angry sex. Poor guy.

Just had to do a hasty switching of tabs due to DS2 coming to kiss me goodnight & 'orgasmed over a priest' suddenly seeing to be in size 48 bold font.

That's the only list I've done so far comtess Will I see you in here at midnight on Christmas Eve still wrapping presents?

Good plan. Athos and I may need a bath. Or shower. Or both...

FML I'm meant to be working...

Still, how are you anyway, how's driving/OverComplicatedSchoolClubs/LifeUniverseEverything
etc

(Oh - forgot to hit 'post' - That 'Good plan' was to Fancy re- hooving up crumbs off Athos.

'Lo Sparks. I'm working very hard... not.

I swore last year that I would take on less work over Xmas and get cards done in November. So that worked well.

Aramis, dammit. Fancy won't be eating anything off Athos.
I am multi tasking badly and was planning to go to bed at 10pm.

In order helen - ok I think/don't fucking ask /42 . Life feels a bit transitional atm, which is not a bad thing if I'm going in the right direction, but I don't feel on top of things (nlt or ylt).

You sound hugely busy, hope you manage some downtime over Christmas?

I'm keeping time free next week if you're still in London?

I definitely won't be eating anything off Athos. And especially not on a Thursday

I too am multi-tasking badly - on-line banking, messaging BIL & wenching - all the while being interrupted by ScaredyCat who wants attention. TBH, the on-line banking is losing out. Badly.

Oh YES London - definitely. I should be free by 5pm - think I'm having a work-related catch-up after the meeting, and not sure where - one colleague needs to head back from Paddington, so we may be that way, or still down near Aldwych way. Can text on the day when I find out where/what I'm meant to be doing. Think Drink said she might be about too.

Is your meeting all day?

Pretty much. Is 5pm not good for you? (Probably not... )

I have to do the sleep thing - catch up with you tomorrow...

It will be brief if we meet at 5, but not impossible! Depends also where we meet - Paddington is quite good for me, Aldwych less so. Night - sweet dreams!

Hello! There was a man at the do witj BAUBLES IN HIS BEARD. jusy like my pic!!! I am not joking. He must have been n ponterest.

morelile were you pisses on the teain?? Typos

Party was really food. Dancing. No silver fox though

Zzzzzzzzz

Not pissed then. Am now. Night. [Grin]

madame for someone who doesn't drink, there are a lot of typos in your post

And WTAF with baubles in the beard. There is just no need for that.

Night party wenches

Oh Madame. I really hope you followed the wench rule of POIDH. I need to see that so I can scoff very very loudly

And I thought the same re that post, Fancy.

From Santi's IG, can't seem to save in a format to post here & it's too early to work out why

Morning wenches, hope all have a good day

Urg. Feel terrible. I had 3 gin and tonics. Three!!! Lucky Im having a nice quiet weekend, isnt it...

sparks I couldnt take a pic of him, would have been too obvious. But I didnt need to cos he looked pretty much exactly like ^ that.

Argh!!! The grim double!!!

madame

Team A hangover kit:
ibuprofen
water

Morning wenches.

Hurrah for Tart's exchange!

I have work, then home, wave off DS1, pack, collect DS2, take him to mother's, go to station to go to DH's Christmas party in nearbybigcity. Can you feel my enthusiasm?

I'll have photos like this to look at I suppose