Swagger Inn Thread 115: She's baaaaaaack!!! Hwyl fawr rugby! Helo green goddess!

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Tidy.

Sorry I can't seem to send pms ATM?...
Helen...doubt it :(

Afternoon wenches, utterly foul weather here.

Shame about work looking likely to continue being hectic madame - are you at least finding your colleagues/boss less stress inducing?

Are you alright Madame?
I've been watching it Apricot. Tis good.

Madame? Ok?
In other news ds1 has confided in me that he held hands with a girl on the way home from school!!!!!! Squeeeeeeeee!
He said..."now, mum, don't overeact!"
Overeact?
Moi?

Oh flops...can you imagine?
"Mum...I need your list for wedding invites"
"Ok son"
Some time later....
"Mum...who are all these women!? And why do they need such a big mini bar!?"
:)

Now flopsy, dont overreact

My immediate colleagues are lovely and my new boss is nice, so I do prefer it to old shit job. But new boss isnt as good as silver fox at keeping the other depts off my back and badgering me for stuff and dates that just arent fecking gonna happen cos Im just ONE PERSON WHO WORKS 4 DAYS A WEEK.

Glad we are all invited bads

Goes without saying Madame....

We will all need hats.
Obv.

New pic of new cast member on Twitter....can't say I'm impressed.
He has the forehead of a serial killer

See what I mean?....

Evening wenches.

I don't understand the word "mini" next to the word "bar"

Do you need anything rubbing better Madame?

I've got many episodes of Last Kingdom recorded but not watched any yet.

Glad your colleagues are nicer madame, shall we all chip in & get the new boss a backbone for Christmas?

letus, yes I'm not sure a mini-bar will cope really!

Shall we go for Musketeer hats flopsy? Or wear frocks inspired by female cast members? Bagsy not one of Connie's frumpy frocks. I'd want a Milady-style dress, or at the very least one like Kingy's mother's.

Ah Kingy's brother badders, he looks familiar..........

Soundtrack from TM to be released soon according to JP's twitter

Definitely musketeer hats fancy, and I'd like my MN name on the invite and table plans. Can you imagine. ..
Table 1 'Garrison'
Flopsy
Mr Flopsy
Helen
Mr Helen
Fancy
Aramis
Table 2 'Melons'
Etc etc

OMG flopsy if ever I get married again I am so getting you to be my wedding planner!

(and thank you for putting you next to Aramis)

Putting me next to Aramis obv - I'm too excited to type properly

Badderz - could you make sure the wedding is on a Friday please?

I wonder when Fancy will realise she's got the Aramis stunt double

Also, it's Aramis Friday, so I don't bloody think so

Speaking of which I'm off to the chateau with Aramis and his Blue Sash of Lust

Aw, you guys. There aren't enough loving wench fights in here.

Right, where's the B Team?

Oh look, Dog's one step ahead of me.....

Night wenches