Swagger Inn Thread 113: Countdown to ElkonburyFest is ON

[ElkforLeather]

Can someone cheer Athos up please, he's looking more miserable than ever

SisterH your description of Dog planking has just literally made me go quite weak and I am off to find him in the tavern as I fully need to experience this first hand .... Rippling torso resting on my chest .... Hip to hip ..... I will see you all laters --

Never mind the description Tart, watch the clip!

Ok I am going to follow everyone fluff follows ....

Storage facilities are being well researched - as is the stock - may get distracted with the stock taking though - fantasising over all the lovely things the "stuff" could be used for - happy to do this on my own Fluff

Fluffs have watched it way too many times already ......

No need for you to be so self-sacrificing Tart re the stock-taking. There will be way too much for you to try out catalogue. We're a team, we'll do it together

Flufffff I've got you on Twitter

Hurrah!!

FYI - Porthos can plank for over 3 1/2 mins

Fluff and Tarts... sounds like the Ann Summers of Diagon Alley?

Yeh baby 9.30 rewatch is good for me. Fluff and Tart, after this your Swagger Inn initiation will be complete!

Team list fyr: (in rough order of length of service)

Team A
Sparks
Anne
Me
Fancy
Mouse
Morelike
Fluff

Team B
Bads
Mavis (not around much lately )
Obs
Helen
Comtesse (ditto Mavis)
Elk
Mrsb
Wicked
Apricot

Team Dog
Lyndie
Livia (no 2)
Minty
Tart

Team Porthos
Norah
Flopsy

Team Cardinal
Drink
Livia

Team Kingy
Obs but just cos he's lovely and nlt.

And cinnamon is sort of team everyone.

Good job you put your hard hat on Madame

Oh thanks Madame that's really helpful. There are more wenches than I thought

Nice work madame

That planking Dog video is rather erm distracting isn't it? I kept thinking how close his cock was to the lucky man underneath

Maybe a cold dip would cool me down?

Maybe not

Omg letus!!!!!! Team A since basically day 1!!!!!!!! Im so sorry!!!!!

Oh and alibabs! Team B.

Who else then? Where is helen / someone with a spreadsheet?

And issy, team B.

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

Madame I DO NO KNOW what you were thinking of, doing that! Have you learnt nothing from Wordlegate?

Planking is well 'ard innit?

Have never managed more than 1min 20. And Dog had the right shakes there towards the end.

Seeing the other 3 do that has just gone to top of my Christmas list. Sit-up Santi ain't cutting it when he could be planking all over me.

And that was totes a euphemism sparks

I can't remember what my record was - just over a minute I think? Really should get back to doing this

So Fancy, you're trying to make me calm down with a pic of a half naked Aramis and talk of cocks? Not happening.
For the record, I can't even watch Dogplank for a minute, never mind do it!
ODG Sparks, Santiplank. I feel faint.

Strangely enough it's not working for me either fluffy. I could distract myself with that TV programme I was watching earlier - Being Human, because Mitchell won't GMTRH. Oh no.

FFS just typed a long post and lost it.

Twitter - just ask sparks. Mine is not too wenchy. My post included how to find me but then ... It was gone.

And Hannah team B.

Lovely walk this morning in swishy leaves. Love autumn!!!

Rugby on now. I'll pretend I like it.

This Mitchell fancy?

Ooh lovely Fancy!! I like.

Apparently Argentina are nicknamed poo-mas.